/shitmygrandmasays

Fat, nerdy, and sober must have been a great way to go through adolescence.

Being sober is a preferred state of existence. Only losers feel the "need" to become intoxicated regularly.

Being straight edge is honestly cool, I have no problem with that at all, I ALWAYS feel better the next morning if I don't drink the night before... but that still doesn't make you better than anyone else, nor does it make people who like a buzz "losers".

Being straight is cool, being a holier than thou nerd isn't.

You know what's cool? Not being you.

Oh snap!

Well ok, I tried to be a decent person about it all.

Just don't forget that looong before you were this fit and trim holy warrior, I was kicking ass and taking names... and I looked damn good doing it, too.

Here, grab one of these:

I'm riding in it right now, the only thing it cant do for me is re-grow hair.

Fat, bald and stupid.

Keep drinking, then.

Ah, the ignorance of youth.

You cant make me hate ya, Clay... we had too much in common at one point.

FYP

And Claynus, I don't give a shit what your self-submitted internet beefcake photos on the internet suggest, those Boba Fett cankles aren't going anywhere.

He's a poor man's CM Punk. He's CM Chunk.

:-)

Very few can reach this level of trolling