I have a date. - Page 360

Originally Posted by Claythan:
For Donger's sake, I will answer.

It was already predetermined that she wasn't going to be around that long. We were making out and she was like "**** me! **** me! I have to leave soon!" and I was like, "just suck on my chili dog, babe."

Five minutes of bliss proceeded and then it was time for her to go. I lobbied for three minutes of insertion (thinking it wouldn't take even THAT long), but she put her tiny foot down. She's actually quite hardheaded.

Don't worry. She'll be back for more.

AND I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS

So...

Ok...I don't think I'm familiar with these types of encounters.

Once it gets wet, we're finishing. Let me rephrase, I guaranfuckingtee I'm finishing. Did your shit go limp from fear? I'm guessing it did.
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's partially my fault. But I see what you're saying. I'm just wondering why I didn't get blue ball.

I think I've teased enough to know thats not a super common thing.
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's partially my fault. But I see what you're saying. I'm just wondering why I didn't get blue ball.

Probably because you masturbated three hours beforehand. I presume that you reached orgasm by your own hand.
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
So...

Ok...I don't think I'm familiar with these types of encounters.

Once it gets wet, we're finishing. Let me rephrase, I guaranfuckingtee I'm finishing. Did your shit go limp from fear? I'm guessing it did.

No, I was enjoying it quite a bit. I was probably a little too intoxicated, though. I'm a lightweight.

And yes, Donger. By the way, this conversation is REALLY disturbing.
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Once it gets wet, we're finishing. Let me rephrase, I guaran****ingtee I'm finishing.

:-)

Whether she's still there or not!
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Whiskey dick?
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
Or rips on my ribs.

I play the xilophone on ribs..or however you spell that.
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
:-)

Whether she's still there or not!

Naturally.

I'm determined like that.
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
I think I've teased enough to know thats not a super common thing.

I've always suffered from it. It's excruciating.
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Naturally.

I'm determined like that.

Do you own alot of baby oil?
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Originally Posted by Mecca:
I play the xilophone on ribs..or however you spell that.

Me too. With my dick. And it's my own ribs.
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Originally Posted by Mecca:
Do you own alot of baby oil?

Well, I can't think a lot of instances of when I've been involved in a duet but then was forced into one-man band action, so I'm worried about where this is going.
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Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Me too. With my dick. And it's my own ribs.

I do not want to picture that.
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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
Whiskey dick?

Vodka Johnson.

Turns me into a stud.
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Well, I can't think a lot of instances of when I've been involved in a duet but then was forced into one-man band action, so I'm worried about where this is going.

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