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xztop123 12:53 AM 08-04-2014
outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted
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Fat Elvis 09:00 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by Rausch:
No...
Wut? No way. Zarth sounds semi reasonable in this thread--totally out of character for him. Who is this zxtop123 then?
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Great Expectations 09:03 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO:
The problem is I get laid. Study what you want. I've always gotten laid. I'm betting 95 percent of the people in this thread have/are. It's not your chin idiot.
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On CP 100% of the dudes are getting laid. The weird part is that 55% of us are married.
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Rausch 09:03 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis:
Wut? No way. Zarth sounds semi reasonable in this thread--totally out of character for him. Who is this zxtop123 then?
Why would Zarth create a mult?...

:-)
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xztop123 09:13 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
Can't believe this dude can't get laid in Westport. It used to be like shooting fish in a barrel back when I was in college. Come up to KC for the weekend and do your thing. Kelly's was gold, meet them there bounce over to the dance club, come back to Kellys go back to my friends house. Score.
I wish it were that easy for me.
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xztop123 09:15 PM 08-12-2014
Saccopoo im not sure about long hair or any of that shit. There are theories for and against it. Long thick hair can be an indicator of health but also long hair can be an indicator of poor hygiene

I think SOME facial hair is almost always beneficial
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TLO 09:17 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis:
Zarth has to be xztop123.
xztop123 and Zarth are both online at this very moment.
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Saccopoo 09:17 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123:
Saccopoo im not sure about long hair or any of that shit. There are theories for and against it. Long thick hair can be an indicator of health but also long hair can be an indicator of poor hygiene

I think SOME facial hair is almost always beneficial
Khal Drogo says yes.


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Great Expectations 09:18 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123:
Saccopoo im not sure about long hair or any of that shit. There are theories for and against it. Long thick hair can be an indicator of health but also long hair can be an indicator of poor hygiene

I think SOME facial hair is almost always beneficial
Quite the conundrum.
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TLO 09:25 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123:
I think SOME facial hair is almost always beneficial
I think you're a troll.

If not.... man o man. :-)
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ThaVirus 09:49 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower:
This guy's a troll but he's spot on with the jawline thing.

:-) That's rich. The two most non pussy gettingest motherfuckers on the board have colluded.
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Discuss Thrower 09:53 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
:-) That's rich. The two most non pussy gettingest mother****ers on the board have colluded.
I have an overbite that borderline needs surgery to fix.
Thankfully (I guess) I haven't got one yet because my mom apparently would have got me a nose job done while I was knocked out for a hypothetical jaw breaking.
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srvy 09:55 PM 08-12-2014
My guess is its whoever Jim Jones was. Had about same post count as Jimbo Jones has in his F'ed a Tranny thread. Now the question is how does he hack dormant accounts?

If OP is real heaven help us we have the makeing of a serial killer here. The Slack Jaw killer.
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George Liquor 10:00 PM 08-12-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123:
Also I'm still looking for "tricks" to get girls. Lying. Creating drama. Anything really...
Just fucking pay for it.
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Pasta Little Brioni 01:48 AM 08-13-2014
Cool. Can't wait to see this fuckstick on Botched.
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eDave 02:02 AM 08-13-2014
Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Bad advice.
Nope. Strippers will take your money for anything. Even just to listen to the sad SOB and offer advice. On the flip side, you can say anything you want to a stripper. Ask them anything and they will give you straight up answers.

A few buddies hauled me off to a strip club after a divorce. Every one of the strippers, paid for, had to hear my sob story. Every one of them listened and gave constructive feedback.

Then a free lap dance, which was nice.

Don't knock a strip club for a confidence boost. OP wants a whore. What better source for tips than from a fellow whore. A stripper can tell OP exactly what he needs to do. Ironically, it will be the same things we have all been telling him.

Now, if you are going to just get your blue balls going, perhaps hitting the clubs, then you are indeed doing it wrong. Go to the gym instead.

As an aside, I just downsized for a bit and moved into an apartment community. The pool has a pretty happening party going on Saturdays. I was up there just taking it in as a new resident. SO many dudes sneaking off to the workout room for a set or two of bench presses and curls. Some ab stuff too. Then head back to the party. Was entertaining.
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