Reva hauls herself into a bacta tank, and goes to Tatooine. Makes contact with Obi-Wan. Tells him she's going to tell the Empire about Luke unless he helps her take out Vader. Off they go to Mustafar.
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Wallcrawler throwing a fit about some of the most braindead star wars shit writing we've ever seen :-)
Fixed.
This trash is rocking an amazing 62% audience score on RT on nearly 9k reviews.
Still waiting on that "rematch of the century" touted by Thunder**** Kennedy.
Surely she wasn't referring to the literal worst lightsaber fight in franchise history that took place before Vader dragged an Obi Wan that was running like a bitch through a little bit of fire?
Fanboys gonna fanboy, and some simply will refuse to acknowledge how utterly high school drama project the level of this shit really is. I've read better fan fiction.
I get it. I suffered through decades of terrible Spider Man video games and forced myself to like them because that's all there was.
Sucks that Disney simply has no ****ing clue how to capitalize on such a vast array of iconic characters across so many franchises they hold the rights to. [Reply]
Let's recap "Greatest Vader Shit We've Seen" as claimed by resident idiot and trollololol extraordinaire Hammock Parties.
****ery example 1: Vader power walks menacingly through a settlement, viciously murdering innocent people on his way to get his hands on Kenobi.
During the conflict with Kenobi, Vader displays the ability to easily lift Kenobi, and drag him through the fire. However, one woman with a blaster and a loader Droid hold off this "Most badass Vader we've ever seen" due to him standing with his thumb up his ass behind a wall of flame. As if we are to believe that Vader, who would later rip a transport to pieces as it tried to take off, is now somehow incapable of force grasping Kenobi, bringing him back through the fire, and preventing his escape.
Why did he not simply crumple the Droid into a ball, or heave it a couple football fields away? Why would he just sit and watch them escape. He clearly wasn't fucking around, he went on a murder spree just to get to him.
Again, a woman with a blaster and a loader Droid, held off Darth ****ing Vader. Yes.
Vader is a complete MORON in this series. He's literally the most unfathomably stupid **** in the universe.
It's like he shows off one time with the force, look what I can do, and then if ANYTHING goes wrong, he has to stand slackjawed with his thumb up his ass and watch his prey escape.
Originally Posted by Wallcrawler:
As if we are to believe that Vader, who would later rip a transport to pieces as it tried to take off, is now somehow incapable of force grasping Kenobi, bringing him back through the fire, and preventing his escape.
No, I don't think we are supposed to believe that at all. In fact, I very much think we're supposed to believe the opposite and that he let Kenobi go. It was quite obvious (at least to me). You even get a shot in that scene from Vader's perspective of the droid pulling Kenobi away and him deciding not to do anything about it.
I can only assume after reading many of the silly criticisms above that some people think Star Wars movies are some kind of flawless cinematic masterpieces. Have you seen the prequels? The sequel trilogy? Return of the Jedi? What the hell are you and the other people who apparently review bombed this show online measuring this show up against? It's a spaghetti Western set in space. It's fucking Star Wars. A lot of it is fun to watch (including aspects of this show), but who takes this shit this seriously? [Reply]
the plot holes in the greatest star wars film ever, the empire strikes back, are STAGGERINGLY LARGE:
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The beginning of the movie-sending the "leader of the freedom fighters" (according to the title crawl) alongside one of his top generals for a solo sweep in a mostly uncharted ice desert? Not the best strategic choice, now is it?
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Why didn't Han pay off his debt to Jabba in between films? Just lightspeed there for a sec and rejoin the rebellion soon after, why keep delaying it after the incident with Greedo?
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AT-AT armor is too strong for blasters... until it falls? And if you need to hit an (unestablished) weak spot why not do it while the walker is very slowly, well... walking?
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AT-AT "too strong for blasters" armor not being used on death star exhaust ports and TIE-Fighters (no weight in space)
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If Vader wouldn't have uncharacteristically half-assed it by ordering Piett to ONLY turn off 1 switch when they could have done so much more-like why not cause permanent damage to it, things that make the Falcon be able to fly in the first place (like the engine) or just destroy the Falcon entirely while you're already at it? If the empire wanted to keep it, then why not order some stormtroopers/cloud city pilots to take off with it immediately? There is no reason for the empire to be content with just disabling the Falcon's hyperdrive.
