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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Iowanian 07:20 PM 03-15-2009
Orphan Annie has concrete and gravel marks on her knees.


You couldn't plow ass if it were tied over a barrel and covered with enough doughnut powder to draw you close enough to know it was there.


You won't get laid this week. You'll chicken out, you won't bring enough money...her dad will be home. Something, any excuse.


I do wish you'd get a vasectomy, just in case though.
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Hammock Parties 07:21 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Orphan Annie has concrete and gravel marks on her knees.
Too many construction-site blowjobs.
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Demonpenz 07:22 PM 03-15-2009
a nice body only gets you so far. You have to act like fonzi if you want to get laid. Doesn't matter how fat you are as long as you are in that 200 pound range.
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JOhn 07:23 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Only if we stretch the definition to include condoms or baloons.
:-)
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Hammock Parties 07:24 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by Demonpenz:
a nice body only gets you so far. You have to act like fonzi if you want to get laid. Doesn't matter how fat you are as long as you are in that 200 pound range.
Enough chicks seem to dig the virgin act.

Seriously.

They dig it more when you're good-looking, though. :-)
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Demonpenz 07:25 PM 03-15-2009
act?
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JOhn 07:25 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by Demonpenz:
a nice body only gets you so far. You have to act like fonzi if you want to get laid. Doesn't matter how fat you are as long as you are in that 200 pound range.
This
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Skip Towne 07:26 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Orphan Annie has concrete and gravel marks on her knees.


You couldn't plow ass if it were tied over a barrel and covered with enough doughnut powder to draw you close enough to know it was there.


You won't get laid this week. You'll chicken out, you won't bring enough money...her dad will be home. Something, any excuse.


I do wish you'd get a vasectomy, just in case though.
I vote for castration.......just to be sure.
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JOhn 07:26 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Enough chicks seem to dig the virgin act.

Seriously.

They dig it more when you're good-looking, though. :-)
What they dig more is a guy WILLING & ABLE to satisfy them..... :-)
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Hammock Parties 07:27 PM 03-15-2009
Yes, I suppose that's my next challenge. Repeat performances.

We'll find out soon enough.
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DaKCMan AP 08:03 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
They dig it more when you're good-looking, though. :-)
Sucks for you.
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Hammock Parties 08:10 PM 03-15-2009
Your opinion doesn't count. Only theirs.
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DaKCMan AP 08:14 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Your opinion doesn't count. Only theirs.
So your preferred opinion is that of ugly chicks? Ok.
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Hammock Parties 08:17 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
So your preferred opinion is that of ugly chicks? Ok.
To each his own.
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DaKCMan AP 08:21 PM 03-15-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
To each his own.
Ugly chicks need lovin' too. Unfortunately for them you've chickened out time after time.
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