Crave can straight up lick Belize nuts.
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God damn it

Rabble may have won the thread
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Sir, in this thread, we are ALL winners who are eating that ass on the beach in Belize.

All of us except Crave. We know he's not eating that ass. Because he's a fucking loser.

This is one of the greatest threads in the history of CP. I do nominate it for inclusion in the Hall.
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Belize it or not, Craves never been there

The way he lies is just so free-ee-eee

Lying his way seems to come easily

Could could it beeee

Craves never been to Belize!
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:-) Greatest American Liar
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The Moral of the Story: Don't Belize everything you read on the internet.
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Believe


(Just checking to see if it’s been added to the filter)






*DISAPPOINTED
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We ain't belizing shit without pics in Belieze.[/QUOTE]
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You can belize what you wanna belize, but I guess the bar is so low now that ol' rabble is actually humblebragging about NOT getting pussy?

Okay.

Dude, if I were in Belize, I definitely would NOT have turned it down.

In fact...I most likely would smash, then log in to post pics and brag about it here on cp.

Duh.
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I like your style.
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Craves going to Belize tomorrow, but that’s not what his IP will say
For he must be going with a model, cuz he don’t travel any other way
He can’t stay here in his trailer, he’s flying all night to get some strange
Craves as free as a bird now, because his delusions are deranged

His delusions are deraaaaaanged
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Crave…. This you??


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Not clicking play
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That guy is bizarre, I was thinking that he's very similar to Cave and that's scary.
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:-) His pic in the thumbnail.
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