I drafted Trent Richardson in the first round when I had the Chiefs. :-)
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:-)
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Fuck it.

The Cleveland Browns select Jalen Hurts, QB, Oklahoma

Fuck Baker. Fuck Keenum. They both suck balls.
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That’s....actually a damn good pick.

Hurts is going in the 2nd.
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Would make zero sense for the Browns to take him, though. I just looked and they also have freaking Cody Kessler as their QB3.

If Baker goes full Baker, then it's a smart pick. And that's... well, it's actually more likely to happen than I think...
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The Jacksonville Jaguars select Bryan Edwards, WR, South Carolina
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A smallish elderly man enters the arena. He goes to the Buccaneers table, picks up their card, and walks spryly to the podium. He taps the microphone before speaking.



"In continuing the theme of central Florida's regional loyalty to the Buccaneers," he says, "I represent the Space Coast. My name is Frank Borman, and I am America's oldest living astronaut. You may remember me from such missions as Apollo 8 and Gemini VII."



"I am one of the second group of astronauts selected by NASA. You may know of the Mercury Seven as the first group, and I'm part of the group known as the Next Nine, which features such luminaries as Neil Armstrong, Jim Lovell, Pete Conrad, John Young, and others."



"One of the requirements to be part of the Next Nine was that you had to be under 6 feet tall. Height was a disadvantage in the space vehicles. So we proved that shorter people can be very successful in challenging endeavors. We expect that the next Buccaneer will also prove this."

"With the 116th pick in the 2020 NFL draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Amik Robertson, CB, Louisiana Tech."

With that, the 92 year-old Borman dons a personal jet pack and flies out of the arena.
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Robertson is a luxury pick for the Buccaneers, but as others have mentioned, we're seeing a dropoff here in the 4th round, so we're going to take a guy who has good potential even if it's not a position of immediate need.
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Frank Borman has notified fellow explorer Marco Polo of his upcoming pick, because Frank Borman is good at handling the details.
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Horseface needs more weapons against the pass attack of Mahomes.

The Denver Broncos select Shyheim Carter, CB/S, Alabama.

PM will be sent.
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I'm getting Facebook ads for Buccaneers season tickets and gear now. There's got to be a privacy law violation going on here.
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Been searching for Bucs draft needs have yah?
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That's between me and Larry Page. He had no business telling Zuckerberg about ti.
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The Atlanta Falcons select Lamical Perine, RB, Florida
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Zuckerberg knows all, bro.
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