Licking a chicks ASS - Page 33

Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Perhaps I've simply moved beyond/past the base contructs of animalistic actions...

Yes, I'm sure you tell yourself that meaningless nonsense...
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Perhaps I've simply moved beyond/past the base contructs of animalistic actions...

sure, sparky. you've transcended your 'animal nature.'

let's ignore the fact that you are, in fact, an animal. all of us are. Homo sapiens sapiens. fundamentally that is part of you whether you choose to accept it or not.
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Nothing beats a papasan chair, sit Indian style, then she hops on you like an ATV. Good ye contact. Comfortable. Good support. . . . And most importantly DEEEP. Bellybutton deep.

nice. I'll have to suggest to the woman that we get one :-)
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.

you were talking about udders...
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Originally Posted by J Diddy:
you were talking about udders...

Udders are for infant mammals.

Not for repressed adults with a mommy complex.
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.

:-) :-) :-) Sac, you gotta eat the booty like groceries!
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
:-) :-) :-) Sac, you gotta eat the booty like groceries!

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Bump for the draft
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Avoid licking drafty ass.
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Hey so what ever happened to Billay?
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Originally Posted by loochy:
Hey so what ever happened to Billay?

He was having sex in the bathroom at Harpo's, the last I knew.
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Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.
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Originally Posted by listopencil:
Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.

Yes, they're called 'Dental Dams'.

According to a friend.
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Originally Posted by listopencil:
Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.

That defeats the whole purpose, you may as well not do it at all. lol
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9 volt batteries
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