I'd normally say something about you fem-types being elegant with broad hips, but that's probably not a smart direction to go in a thread with three estrogen addicts.
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THEY'RE BROAD BUT POINTY
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The proper term is "birthin' hips".
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When did we start talking about your ears? Uh huh.

And my gut is insulation to help me while I'm stalking wooly mammoth, great hunter/gatherer that I am.
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:-)
:-)
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This poor bastard is so ashamed of his wrinkles he just had to go into photoshop and blur them out.




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Who is that?
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He didn't photoshop, he just has one of those special cameras that has a bunch of different depth of fields (that's what it looks like, lol).

Poor guy. When you think you have to do that to pick up chicks, that's kind of sad.
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Random dude I encountered....
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:-)
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Whichever one gives you the best chance of a repeat performance.

After I told the girl I knowm "it would be best if we stay away from each other," she called me. She didn't leave a message and I didn't call back. I'm done trying to hang out with people. It always turns out ugly. Besides, I told her I'm not even gonna talk to her anymore and that if she wants to hang out, she knows my number.

<---- Has issues...lol
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Claythan should just cut to the chase and tell her this:
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I can understand why... The longer you go on a dry spell, the more you start to think somethings wrong with you.

Some girls are just flat out easy. But at the same time these girls almost ALWAYS go for the "other" guy. What I'd like to know (and Claythan too, I'm guessing) is what these other guys got that makes women go, "I'd love to have a one night stand with him!" Cause we've all been around drunk girls who flirt with us, but at the end of the night... they leave with the other guy in the group.

Best of luck to Claythan. I know its some advice from someone who's severely f*cked up socially, but life is only what you make it. If you wish you could get out of the house more, then just do. If you wish you had the energy to start running, just start running anyway. You gotta just do, and the rest will come.
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bfett81: i texted mexi-milf tonight
bfett81: i told her i wanted to bury my face in her chest
bfett81: she replied
bfett81: "Mhm...bring it."
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Three miles away brah. DO IT.
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