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Nzoner's Game Room>-- I shat at Kohl's today
Simply Red 12:13 PM 04-09-2022
Took o poop at Kohl's, not too bad at all.

Notes:

- soft lighting
- low volume background musiic
- nothing on floor + clean counters

One down vote was for a pellet turd remnant from earlier in the day hadn't flushed entirely (so that turned me off of that particular stall)

All in all no complaints
8.4 out of 10
no toilet contact was made
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poolboy 01:51 PM 04-09-2022
always use the complimentary ass gaskets
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Rainbarrel 01:57 PM 04-09-2022
What A-hole takes a shit while facing the tank/wall? Fucking animals
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Cosmos 02:09 PM 04-09-2022
“Clean counters”

“No contact with toilet”

You shit in damn sink……didn’t you??
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Titty Meat 02:48 PM 04-09-2022
Originally Posted by Cosmos:
“Clean counters”

“No contact with toilet”

You shit in damn sink……didn’t you??
I would use your cawk as a bidet
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Rasputin 03:05 PM 04-09-2022
Originally Posted by poolboy:
always use the complimentary ass gaskets
I'm more picky and those are flimsy things. I use toilet paper to go around the toilet seat and sometimes double layer. Makes more soft sit and covers the seat better than those flimsy thin ass gaskets.


Also i hate automatic toilet flushers. Sitting there and it automatic flushes before your done taking a shit and it's gross having water splash on your ass.
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siberian khatru 03:07 PM 04-09-2022
Originally Posted by RealSNR:
Man once when I was 9 I had wicked ass diarrhea in a Sears. I must've been on the pot for like 45 minutes. That's the kind of shit you remember, especially when you're a kid because it's more intense than anything else you've ever experienced. My dad was like, "I'm gonna take your mom and sister home and then come back, okay?" and when he came back I was still there and had more butt pee to leak out.

That bathroom was dirty and not at all a Kohl's bathroom. Make your bathrooms nicer for 9-year olds to take 45-minute shits in, and maybe you'd still be in business, Sears.
Your dad left you alone in a Sears shitter? :-)

You’re lucky. Adam Walsh was decapitated for less than that.
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seclark 06:19 PM 04-09-2022
Originally Posted by Rainbarrel:
What A-hole takes a shit while facing the tank/wall? Fucking animals
Gives you a clean slate to write on
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neech 06:23 PM 04-09-2022
American Pie taught me how to cover a toilet seat properly.
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lewdog 06:28 PM 04-09-2022
My best shit story was getting sick at the Native American Museum, on a buffalo burger, while touring DC.

It hit me later that day at the Holocaust museum and I was blowing out that bathroom like you can't believe! This quiet and humble place and I was just ripping that bathroom apart with tons of other people in it.
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Stewie 07:23 PM 04-09-2022
Kohl's? Do they even have men's bathrooms? That's a lady store.
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seclark 07:28 PM 04-09-2022
Originally Posted by Stewie:
Kohl's? Do they even have men's bathrooms? That's a lady store.
That’s why they had a tampon machine in there …
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Jewish Rabbi 07:35 PM 04-09-2022
Originally Posted by Stewie:
Kohl's? Do they even have men's bathrooms? That's a lady store.
Where do you get your clothes from?
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Stewie 07:47 PM 04-09-2022
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
Where do you get your clothes from?
I'm 6'4" and have to shop big and tall. JC Penney is my go to and that's shopping online. Some other places have tall men's clothing but it's hit or miss. I also prefer Hanes online store. They run some good deals from time to time for underwear, tees, sweats, etc..
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TribalElder 08:16 PM 04-09-2022
Pooped in the urinal
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BryanBusby 08:29 PM 04-09-2022
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
Where do you get your clothes from?
I buy nothing but wolves howling at the moon and crying American eagle t-shirts. I get a lot of pussy.
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