It's been 25ish years since I've seen that one, but I remember the scene where he drops his sword on the road and counts to find his way back. I could be way off, though. [Reply]
Originally Posted by notorious:
Red Letter Media has done a lot of "reviews" about shitty 80's action schlock.
Samurai Cop.....I need to watch that one.
Oh god you have to watch that movie. It's my favorite "so bad it's good" movie. It's available on blu ray.
If you like these sorts of movies I highly recommend joining the torrent tracker Cinemageddon. Golan Globus, PM Entertainment, Godfrey Ho - shit is their specialty. [Reply]
Forgot about Blind Fury. Loved Rutger Hauer in that, but reminds me of the awesome Sho Kosugi. Pray for Death and all the Ninja movies were a blast. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mennonite:
T2 is a shitty movie and not just because you have to listen to Edward Furlong screeching for 120 minutes. No, the reason it sucks is because they turn the T-800 into a joke. How many scenes involve the goddamn Terminator acting as comic relief? He's a ****ing unstoppable killer cyborg from the future and he's doing lame "fish out of water" bits like he's Balki from Perfect Strangers.
Oh, and they also manage to give him this candyass last line:
"Now I know why you cry"
And then sinks himself into molten slag as John "Badass Future Saviour of Humanity" screeches and blubbers like a bitch.
The only time the T-800 should use a line like that is if he's just shoved a canister of teargas in someone's ass.
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
T2 is one of the greatest action movies of all time, you asshole.