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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Buck 07:32 PM 02-23-2009
Yeah its what 7:30 there? I would say 9:00 is too late. 8:30 is a good time.
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luv 07:34 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by KcKing:
:-)

You were supposed to text immediately asking if he wanted to catch dinner sometime...

Then show up 3 seconds later with Taco Bell Platters...

Geez...
That commercial scared me.
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KcKing 07:38 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
That commercial scared me.
Was it the beans??

I've seen them made before...

They scare me too...
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Skip Towne 07:41 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by KcKing:
:-)

You were supposed to text immediately asking if he wanted to catch dinner sometime...

Then show up 3 seconds later with Taco Bell Platters...

Geez...
That b;onde is hot but she has crazy eyes.
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KcKing 07:53 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
That b;onde is hot but she has crazy eyes.
I think i'd have crazy eyes too if I gave my number out to a lady, and were knee-deep in conversation with her mom 15 minutes later...

Agreed at the hotness statement though... I wouldn't have waited too long to dial her up either... Might have waited a day tho...
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Hammock Parties 08:17 PM 02-23-2009
Oh it is fuckin' ON!

Originally Posted by :
Clay (2/23/2009 7:30:54 PM): i just saw this TOTAL MILF at the gym....but she wasn't near as hot as you
MILF (2/23/2009 7:45:08 PM): lol thnx i think
MILF (2/23/2009 7:45:25 PM): and u haven't seen me naked yet
Clay (2/23/2009 7:45:32 PM): i think she was after me...she followed me outside....
Clay (2/23/2009 7:45:40 PM): lol i haven't seen her naked either...so who knows
Clay (2/23/2009 7:46:20 PM): she could have terrible skin...and truthfully she was pretty orange
MILF (2/23/2009 7:48:11 PM): orange ,,that's so wierd i know a girl that works at central market and she's orange i always wonder if anyone has ever mentioned how that looks when it 40* out
Clay (2/23/2009 7:48:35 PM): lol well i'm not sure she would look right when it was 80, but nuclear tans never turned me off...kind of kinky actually
Clay (2/23/2009 7:48:38 PM): like screwing an alien
MILF (2/23/2009 7:50:17 PM): aha there are body paints just for sexual entertainment
MILF (2/23/2009 7:50:23 PM): well i heard anyway

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Hammock Parties 08:19 PM 02-23-2009
Crossroads given...location pinpointed...distance extrapolated via google maps...13.2 miles to horny MILF....CODE RED HORNY BITCH! DEFCON SEX!
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Fairplay 08:23 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Question. A guy gives me his number and tells me to text him later. Later that evening? Two days later? Never?


never.
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Hammock Parties 08:25 PM 02-23-2009
Take your negativity to hell, Fairplay. You suck.
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luv 08:25 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
never.
Great. You're three minutes too late.
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Delano 08:33 PM 02-23-2009
Good God. Just go ahead and fuck that big titted cum dumpster.

Come on, brah. Make it happen. No excuses about anything.
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Hammock Parties 08:34 PM 02-23-2009
I literally asked her "is that by the graveyard," and she remained horny.

Maybe I can fuck her IN a graveyard?

So, tell me about Mexi-Milfs.
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Delano 08:36 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I literally asked her "is that by the graveyard," and she remained horny.

Maybe I can fuck her IN a graveyard?

So, tell me about Mexi-Milfs.
When you say MILF, do you mean she birthed a child, or just a hot older bitch?
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Hammock Parties 08:37 PM 02-23-2009
She has birthed a child. We're dealing with a true MILF.
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luv 08:37 PM 02-23-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
She has birthed a child. We're dealing with a true MILF.
DADDY!
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