In just these three plays I can see that Foutain is better than Robinson! I think Andy will see too!
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I wish I had an alternate reality machine so I could take you guys to the reality where Fountain not only makes the team but starts taking WR3 snaps over Robinson and Pringle. You know what's going to happen?

Nothing. Nothing's going to happen. Because Fountain's going to do nothing. He's going to be worthless. If he's actually as good as people say he is, you know whose production he's going to resemble in this offense?

Demarcus ****ing Robinson. And that's if Fountain is playing to the peak of what he can accomplish.

Again, you all think Fountain is great because he's different and new. And new isn't old. Robinson is old. Fountain is new. New is filled with POTENCHUL. And hope. And cinnamon buns and unicorns that fart rainbows.

All I'm telling ya'll is to grow the **** up and see the NFL for what it actually is. And what it is doesn't involve Daurice Fountain playing a significant role in this Chiefs offense and doing in regular season games what he does in the preseason.

Get a ****ing clue, guys.
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SNR will either:

1. Make a lot of people look really fucking stupid for loving a guy who either gets cut or does nothing

-or-

2. Be forced to eat shit every time Fountain makes a big play this year.

Place your bets. I’m betting on option 1.
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Theres a third and very likely option where he makes the team and has two catches for 29 yards while being and Ace special teams gunner. It's called Marcus Kemp version 1.1.
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This line is so good I wouldn't be surprised to see Darrel Williams have a career year behind it and get paid in FA.
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I hope he does, he is built for a line like this imo. He's not a power guy exactly but he is a big guy. If the line cleans up to where a guy his size is at 80 percent momentum he can bowl a secondary guy over.
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That’s fine. If he turns into the next guy who sticks around and only does special teams, I’m down with that.

I’m fact, that’s my preferred outcome. Taking the hero and turning him into the villain. Sounds good to me!
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I mean my preffered outcome is that he becomes DK Metcalf as a fan, however i understand your point as a human and a poster. I'm dying on the Jody Fortson wont be a super start hill, I can see you standing tall over yonder.
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Dude, SNR probably doesn't even believe in Bigfoot.
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This was a line of reasoning that a lot of pundits had over dumping Alex Smith for Pat.

It was wrong then but may be right now.

Time will tell.
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I have plenty of friends who dont, they havent read my book yet.
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Now this line of reasoning I don't get at all.

If he makes the team, I want to see him be the next DK Metcalf (hat tip to Dunerdr)

If he does not make the team, I would rather see him flame out of the league.

But if he makes the Chiefs, I want him to be a STUD.
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BWAAHAAA! They're all over Daurice Fountain on NFLN this morning saying he's going to be the next breakout player and comparing him to Victor Cruz!!!!!
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He salsa dances?
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With Fountain here now and with CEH stepping up, and an added game…whose in for 4 thousand-yard receivers?
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