*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread***** - Page 250

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Originally Posted by JD10367:
"Moonraker" is on USA. When I was a kid, the outer-space premise and scenes didn't seem so stupid.

EDIT: Although, it's interesting that the shuttle and fuel tanks look pretty much dead-on. The film was made in 1979; the shuttle was launched in 1981. I don't remember if, at the time, plans were "classified" or we all knew what the shuttle was going to look like, but they did a pretty good job on it.

I always knew the shuttles had some frickin' laser beams built in.

And Jesus tits it was hot today. It's the humidity that screws me all up. Wasn't it in the 50's last week?

And yes, I'm officially old, so I might as well bitch about the weather.

It was bitching balls hot out there today. Fuck that shit.

Haven't been to Taco Bell in a while. Like the rest of the companies, they're trying to fuck the consumer by shrinking things instead of raising prices. Because either my hands have gotten REALLY big in the past few months, or their burritos have shrunk. Same goes for you orange juice company fucks, who think we didn't notice that the "half-gallon" cardboard container is now smaller than it used to be. Asshats.

Originally Posted by Bowser:
And Jesus tits it was hot today. It's the humidity that screws me all up. Wasn't it in the 50's last week?

And yes, I'm officially old, so I might as well bitch about the weather.

It's not the age, it's the mileage. :-)

Some believe ghosts come back to relive traumatic events in their lives. The internet has been a vehicle for thousands of traumatic events daily. That may explain the loud thumpings in the empty apartment above me in the middle of the night

Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition:
Some believe ghosts come back to relive traumatic events in their lives. The internet has been a vehicle for thousands of traumatic events daily. That may explain the loud thumpings in the empty apartment above me in the middle of the night

It's the Ghosts Of Couples Fucking Past.

Right now on SyFy... a "Twilight Zone" with a very young Roscoe P. Coltrane... And who knew Anne Francis was that fucking hot?!? Holy crap, she could rival any of today's beauties. She reminds me of a prettier Heather Locklear.

Crap on TV, watching "Six Days, Seven Nights" on FX. I'd fuck Anne Heche. I'd also fuck Portia DeRossi. I'd like to know how Ellen Degeneres manages to score such nice trim. Maybe girls DO like a sense of humor. :-)

Anyway, they just had a commercial for "Wilfred", the new show with a guy dressed in a dog suit who apparently only Elijah Wood sees as a guy in a dog suit and everyone else sees as a real dog. Has to be the weirdest pothead premise for a new show in quite a while. :-)

I am unemployed and looking for a job. Anyone looking for a Telcom engineer/tech? Over 12 years experience that includes USAF.

Dear God,

For future reference, if you don't mind, if you're going to subject me to a shart I'd really appreciate it if you schedule it for right BEFORE I shower and get dressed, not right AFTER. M'kay? Thanks. :-)

Originally Posted by JD10367:
Dear God,

For future reference, if you don't mind, if you're going to subject me to a shart I'd really appreciate it if you schedule it for right BEFORE I shower and get dressed, not right AFTER. M'kay? Thanks. :-)

Eeeew. And that shit never comes out of light gray Hanes. Ruins them everytime for me.

Fuck sharting, man.