Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ? - Page 24

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Originally Posted by morphius:
As my Aunt the nurse tells similar stories, I'm guessing the explination was something like, "Well, I was in the shower and when I stepped out to reach for my towel I slipped and fell and it went right inside of me."

The really funny ones are people trying to explain away garden fruits and vegi's by saying that they were walking through the garden naked when they fell and the cucumber/carrot... slid right inside them. Yeah, uh-huh.

What???!! It can happen.
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here's what you do:

you have her do something for you, tell her, "i want you to take one hand and cover the one hole you can't violate"

if she sticks her hands straight up in the air, that's your girl

bp
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Well, now that's just silly.

:-)

No it isn't.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Well, now that's just silly.

I was just going to think it, but since you came out and said it....
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Well, now that's just silly.

Sorry, dude, but that canal is an exit only. I stay clear of that sombitch.
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so did you get laid or what?
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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs:
so did you get laid or what?

Unfortunately i think it was the "or what" part Chi3fs.
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f*cking classic--I'm seriously amazed

-EB-
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Originally Posted by JimNasium:
Oh, and to difuse the predictable, no I do not date midgets.

:-)

-EB-
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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy:
2 words: Donkey Punch

:-)

best idea on the whole thread--I don't think he's advanced enough for a dirty sanchez or an 'E.T. phone home'...

-EB-
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Originally Posted by royr17:
naw dad i think i pass and go with this girl instead. besides the girls coming down this week any way, oh and by the way guys u wanna know good thing about this chick, SHE LIKES FOOTBALL ... yes yes yes.

and you haven't boned her in the ass yet??

-EB-
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Originally Posted by royr17:
Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!! :-)

:-)

you're clueless, dawg--

-EB-
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Originally Posted by Phobia:
If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....

:-)

damn, that was harsh

-EB-
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine. :-)

:-)

true the f*ck that--

-EB-
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Originally Posted by royr17:
Naw Phob she not too old for me i would date somebody even if they was 25 but i would only go up to dating somebody that is 5 years older than me u may think its crazy but its true.

delusion: when kcnut and gochiefs are genetically combined

-EB-
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