Just said goodbye to one of my best friends...He's going back to Afghanistan until November.

He has been there since last October and he just had 2 weeks of leave. I only got to see him for like 2 minutes tonight to say goodbye. I'm fucking sad.

I'm sorry brochacho - my friend is just coming back from Afghanistan. I feel you're sorrow.

Got this fortune cookie last week.

Watching the conclusion of "Jurassic Park" on TNT. Can't believe this film is already almost 20 years old; I remember it coming out as if it were yesterday, but it was way back in 1993. Got me to thinking, "Whatever happened to the cute little girl in the film?" When it was made, she was 14. She's now around 31, and grew up nicely.

So I'm laying in bed and out of nowhere my ass just starts itching really bad. Felt like I had a really itchy tag. After a while I got mad and was going to just change my boxers, and this bent nail looking thing falls out. I was like, WTF? So I'm looking at this nail and it has like a diamond on the end of it. Now I'm confused as hell.

Well it turns out it's a nose ring thing. How the fuck did that happen the other night lol.

:-) I guess she liked the champaign. Sounds like you did too.

Ya....a lot...

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Indeed.

So you've pretty much been walking around wearing the expression on your face in your signature. Nice work. That's quality.

Well...pretty much. I was hungover all day Friday and last night I got super pissed for no apparent reason (I think cuz I haver eaten much), but I was smiling on the inside.

Oh and I'm glad that nose ring didn't find it's way into my underwear while I was laying on my dick.

never lose focus. not if jupiter himself were to rip open the heavens and dangle his cock from the skies

Deffinant lock for the would you thread :-)

Homo shark practices ballet, film at 11.