Not so much. Just kicking back after a few drinks, very tired, very relaxed, and just noticed the THUM.....THUM......THUM...... in my legs. Strange.

Must have a pulse point somewhere. Vampire shows say the inner thigh is a good point.

STRONG LIKE BULL

Weatherbug sends me an alert everytime the wind changes direction
if it wasn't free I would "Why I outta.." it

March mini-vacation confirmed: Indiana, Chicago, Wisconsin, to see friends. I think I'll fly, though, rather than drive.

I taking part in a thing tonight at a theater where at 9:00 pm they give me and 7 or 8 other writers a randomly chosen topic, then I stay at the theater all night writing a 10-15 minute play. The actors and director get the scripts at 6:00 am and rehearse during the day and put on a live show at 8:00 pm for a paying audience.
I'm sure mine will be atrocious.

On American Dad
When Stan comes at Francine with the big cat holding a chainsaw
Is that a death leopard - It's all I could come up with

just to make sure i read this correctly, your saying she said yes to the request of a cleveland steamer and yes to the batman mask but no to teh cape? 2 out of 3 aint bad. :-)

thursday night scalped taters and ham with corn. last night same thing, finished off the left overs. Just finished my 4th dump since and still no sign of the corn. seriously WTF is going on?

speaking of $#!t, i pooped a perfectly shaped & sign last week. Not perfect but damn close. They don't even give prizes for that anymore.

Why does the URL for this place now have a white "ci" in a blue box to the left of the http? Does this mean a CP Mod is, as we speak, hacking into my computer to steal my African Tribes pornography that I collected from National Geographic?!?

how out we get in a big group drink a bunch a rat poisend punch after we sent my bro get some more and bam he shows up and sees us and calls 911... they show up we all dead due to rat poisoned punch and his pockets are full a tha shit and some punch mix in his back pocket

Sounds great. Get to work on it, and let us know how it works out for you. But I hear the rat poison tastes better if you mix some antifreeze into the punch.

anti freeze..im good on anti freeze ill just settle wit small doeses a rat poison over the next few months...

Bernard Pollard just called a Houston radio show and said the Texans told him they won't be needing him anymore. Not that the Chiefs should be interested. I just remember there were some people upset he was let go from KC.