If my mom ever showed up with my kid unexpectedly like that, I know I'd be too angry to form complete words... and punctuation, out the window! Who does she think I am, a f***ing babysitter?!?!


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Well at least she texted me BEFORE I went out to buy a jacket.

But I shaved my balls for NOTHING, man.


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Damn.
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This was bullshit, mecca-style, from the start

claythan, hook up with luv, get married, post here about everything you two do during the day, high five each other when you get a rep or have a thread go over the two page mark, and have fun with each others baggage.
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Shot down again. I hope the parachute deployed.
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I wasn't shot down, old man. I was cockblocked by baby's mama drama.

I'll f*ck her yet. I don't know the meaning of quit!


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When life hands you gay, make gatorade...



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Well atleast you got your friday night free....do you have any guy friends that you can go to a bar with anyway and get some liquid courage in ya and talk to some women?
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**** no.
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There are a lot of things you don't know the meaning of. Nooky for one. Hahahahahahaha
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Why do you act so concerned for my well-being whenever everyone else is, and then dog me when everyone else does? Independent thought. Try it.
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Just rent a movie. Your chances of getting laid are very slim. If you want to meet someone, stop being a pussy and get out in to the world and meet someone. Do it like 90% of the rest of the people do it. Get off your computer, out of the basement and put yourself out there.
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i'll be nice, dont want morphius to throw a coniption fit.
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I must admit that this thread is quite entertaining....but i still wonder....

Why is all this information being shared with the entire Planet????
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FYP
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