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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Mecca 06:10 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
You are wise.

One in the front right?

Her face is solid, she has big boobs.......she isn't hugely large like she's not bigger than I am......I'd hit it, hell I'd hit it right now and I'm not even in Claythans spot.
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Hammock Parties 06:12 PM 09-02-2008
Dude, she's huge. No thanks.
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Deberg_1990 06:12 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
One in the front right?

Her face is solid, she has big boobs.......she isn't hugely large like she's not bigger than I am......I'd hit it, hell I'd hit it right now and I'm not even in Claythans spot.
Claythan needs to learn to "play the cards hes been dealt"

He probably could have been laid a long time ago if he wasnt aiming so high.
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luv 06:12 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23:
So ask her how much she weighs....and go from there.
I thought we were giving him good advice? :-)
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luv 06:13 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Dude, she's huge. No thanks.
No way she weighs over 200 lbs.
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Mecca 06:13 PM 09-02-2008
I've seen much much bigger.......like I said, you need to start to understand what league you are in. If you think you are going to get a chick that resembles Carrie Underwood I got news for you unless you get a job that pays you 200 grand a year it ain't happenin.

Hell I'd bang that girl, it's not like I said i was going to marry her, she's probably good in the sack she'd probably do some freaky shit and try real hard.
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Mecca 06:15 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
Claythan needs to learn to "play the cards hes been dealt"

He probably could have been laid a long time ago if he wasnt aiming so high.
I've told him atleast 3 times to understand his league, when you're league is high school baseball you don't try to score MLB ass. I'd say the same to women, understand your league. Don't sit around thinking you're gonna get perfect dude who looks great with a great job when you aren't on that level.
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luv 06:15 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
I've seen much much bigger.......like I said, you need to start to understand what league you are in. If you think you are going to get a chick that resembles Carrie Underwood I got news for you unless you get a job that pays you 200 grand a year it ain't happenin.

Hell I'd bang that girl, it's not like I said i was going to marry her, she's probably good in the sack she'd probably do some freaky shit and try real hard.
I still don't know where this myth originated.
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Mecca 06:16 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
I still don't know where this myth originated.
Lots of hot chicks lay there like cold fish and don't do anything because they don't think they have to, that's where it comes from.

And for the record I don't even think that girl is bad looking, and people think I'm picky apparently I'm not that bad.
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Phobia 06:16 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
I still don't know where this myth originated.
Once upon a time there was this fat girl....
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kstater 06:19 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Dude, she's huge. No thanks.
You might actually try talking to a woman and figure out that weight isn't the most important thing in the world. Talking to a woman and making a connection between each other goes a long way to making you happy.


Or just shell out some dough and hire a hooker.
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Phobia 06:20 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Lots of hot chicks lay there like cold fish and don't do anything because they don't think they have to, that's where it comes from.

And for the record I don't even think that girl is bad looking, and people think I'm picky apparently I'm not that bad.
She's definitely bigger. One of my wife's best friends has daughters in their early 20's. They were both incredibly beautiful as teens - 9.5+ on any scale. Some of you who have seen my wedding photos will remember.... and agree.

The older one is probably 24 now and she thickened up quite a bit, unfortunately. But she's still a beautiful girl.... kinda reminds me of this girl. Pretty girl no doubt. If Clayton can get her to return a phone call he should be trying.
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Mecca 06:21 PM 09-02-2008
This is my thought, there's a difference in being bigger or being thick and being gigantic, as long as they aren't bigger than me or say Glenn Dorsey sized I won't say to much either way.
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luv 06:22 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Lots of hot chicks lay there like cold fish and don't do anything because they don't think they have to, that's where it comes from.

And for the record I don't even think that girl is bad looking, and people think I'm picky apparently I'm not that bad.
Porn stars get pretty freaky, right? I'm pretty sure they'd have to be freaky to begin with before considering getting paid for it or doing it on screen. I don't think it has anything to do with the size of the person. It depends on their curiosity level, what turns them on, etc.
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Hammock Parties 06:22 PM 09-02-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
No way she weighs over 200 lbs.
ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?

Look at this blimp. Christ, those thighs. ****!


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