So, the guy who wears the wolf suit and does the hype videos and goes to every game and makes funny memes disappears from Twitter over the weekend, with no posts from the Texans games.
Lots of people in “Chiefs Twitter” were worried about him since he normally tweets a ton.
Turns out the dude ****ing robbed a bank. Can’t make this shit up.
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
how do they even determine if someone cut off their ankle bracelet and went on the lam?
I don't know how sensitive they are, but maybe if it doesn't move for a long time they check to see if you're dead or escaped.
I think if you cut it off, your next step should be to attach it under the bumper of some vehicle at a truck stop. Or maybe to the side of a horse. [Reply]