Life ***Official I am Old Thread*** - Page 2

I don’t have any teenagers, and spend roughly zero time around teenagers. There are teenagers in my family, but they are 7 hours away and I’ve watched them grow up on Facebook and via text message.

Podunk, MO where I grew up and my family lives held prom this past weekend, and I am puzzled by the men’s fashion.

Go rent a tuxedo, and have the slacks hemmed 3 inches above your shoe, wear white socks and athletic footwear. WTF?

And it’s all of them, not just my goofy great nephew who somehow landed a smoke show as his date. I feel like a pervert, but I could only dream of someone that looked like her in high school.
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I can't believe you just started this thread. I have been cursing under my breath all afternoon as the hotel I am at in Anaheim CA near Disneyland is all families with little kids running up and down the halls screaming and yelling non stop. :-)
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Originally Posted by Bump:
last time I did jury duty I dress somewhat business casual for that and probably close to half of the other people there for jury duty (there were at least 100 people) were wearing sweatpants and t shirts or hoodies. I didn't think that much of it but I noticed it.

I had jury duty about 7 years ago and it specified coat and tie.
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High school guys these days have it made no game needed just slay stunners. Used to have to fight compete or do something outlandishly stupid to land those unicorns early 90s.
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole:
I have no idea, but here’s a preemptive response to pics or it didn’t happen.

Did you sniff your nephews fingers or her chair after she got up?

What do her toes look like?

Your nephew got a Chris Jones in his pants?
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Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Is your balls hair gray Dole?

Has been since I was in my 20s, as was my chest hair and a lot of the hair on my head.
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Originally Posted by Yo Murphy.:
High school guys these days have it made no game needed just slay stunners. Used to have to fight compete or do something outlandishly stupid to land those unicorns early 90s.

They didn’t even exist when I graduated in 1981.
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole:
They didn’t even exist when I graduated in 1981.

Agreed. She would have stuck out like a sore dick in my graduating class now they're everywhere.
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole:
I had jury duty about 7 years ago and it specified coat and tie.

ya they don't do that here lol
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She better not break his heart... And... Girls these days.. Yoga pants... OMG. Would of been heaven in my 16 - 21 yrs.. My wife is super hot to me but.... Yoga pants..
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Originally Posted by Easy 6:
I have a Dr appt tomorrow for a very painful left thumb, a very painful right elbow, and a left hip pain that won't go away... and I have absolutely no idea how it got to this point, there have been no big accidents or falls

When you just wake up outta the blue with persistent pain, thats when you know you're getting old

Serious question. Do you take cholesterol meds? Could be your source of pain.
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole:
They didn’t even exist when I graduated in 1981.

Class of 82... I went to liberty and my girlfriend went to Winnetonka... She was hot as pancakes...
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Originally Posted by Coogs:
Serious question. Do you take cholesterol meds? Could be your source of pain.

Nope, none of that so far... just keep waking up to some new injury that I had no idea about to begin with

I'm eligible for AARP, that kinda says it all lol
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Originally Posted by Buddy Rich:
There's only one way that pic makes sense. Your nephew is dealing monster dong.

He would be posting on CP right now if that's the case
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