Life Grizzly Bear vs. Rhino - Page 2

Grizzly 10 27.78%

Rhino 26 72.22%

Spider Man (two of his villains are based on the animals) 0 0%

Originally Posted by dlphg9:
10 inches? We're not talking wolverine. We're talking grizzlies! They have claws around 4" long.

Upon further review, I was mistaken.

4 inches might be enough in the bedroom, but not in a rhino fight.
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All these African animals gonna fuck a grizz up. Rhino, hippo, and especially an elephant. Bear has no shot.
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Would the rhino really gore a bear? I think the horn is more of a vestigal thing to ward off extinct stuff. The rhino just has to get the bear off its feet for long enough to stomp on it. You get stomped on by a rhino and you're not getting up.
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Just was curious about this after these convos, so I decided to post it here:

Deadliest Animals Worldwide in 2022 by number of human deaths:

1) Mosquitos - 1 Million Deaths
2) Snakes - 100K Deaths
3) Dogs - 30K Deaths
4) Freshwater Snails - 20K
5) Assassin Bugs - 12K
6) Tsetse Flies - 10K
7) Roundworms - 2.5K
8) Crocodiles - 1K
9) Tapeworms - 700
10) Hippos (Tied with Elephants) - 500

Is the next matchup Hippos versus Elephants?
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Originally Posted by kcgreene:
Just was curious about this after these convos, so I decided to post it here:

Deadliest Animals Worldwide in 2022 by number of human deaths:

1) Mosquitos - 1 Million Deaths
2) Snakes - 100K Deaths
3) Dogs - 30K Deaths
4) Freshwater Snails - 20K
5) Assassin Bugs - 12K
6) Tsetse Flies - 10K
7) Roundworms - 2.5K
8) Crocodiles - 1K
9) Tapeworms - 700
10) Hippos (Tied with Elephants) - 500

Is the next matchup Hippos versus Elephants?

Yes.
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A rhino would gank that sucker
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Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Would the rhino really gore a bear? I think the horn is more of a vestigal thing to ward off extinct stuff. The rhino just has to get the bear off its feet for long enough to stomp on it. You get stomped on by a rhino and you're not getting up.

They use their horns in battle. Lots of video of that sort of thing.
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Originally Posted by Megatron96:
They use their horns in battle. Lots of video of that sort of thing.

Interesting. I guess their heads are kind of low to the ground, so maybe that helps. Their horns are so big that I would've thought they weren't overly useful against any creature that wasn't as big as them, which is obviously going to be rare. But I guess a low-slung head makes the horn more useful.
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Apparently the largest ever Grizzly killed in the wild weighed 1,600 pounds.

The largest polar bear ever shot in the wild weighed 2,200 pounds.

I can’t imagine the fear humans had for these beasts prior to the invention of guns. I was reading recently that the original word for bear in some language, I can’t remember but I think it was Hungarian, has been lost to time because the people were too afraid to say it, fearing it would summon the bear lol

Yes but have you seen the show Counting Cars ? They have a Hungarian guy on there and he’s kind of a dumbass.
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Originally Posted by kcgreene:
Just was curious about this after these convos, so I decided to post it here:

Deadliest Animals Worldwide in 2022 by number of human deaths:

1) Mosquitos - 1 Million Deaths
2) Snakes - 100K Deaths
3) Dogs - 30K Deaths
4) Freshwater Snails - 20K
5) Assassin Bugs - 12K
6) Tsetse Flies - 10K
7) Roundworms - 2.5K
8) Crocodiles - 1K
9) Tapeworms - 700
10) Hippos (Tied with Elephants) - 500

Is the next matchup Hippos versus Elephants?

Not worth a matchup. Hippos GTFO when elephants are around. A full grown elephant would stomp the shit out of a hippo. Look it up
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Originally Posted by kcgreene:
Just was curious about this after these convos, so I decided to post it here:

Deadliest Animals Worldwide in 2022 by number of human deaths:

1) Mosquitos - 1 Million Deaths
2) Snakes - 100K Deaths
3) Dogs - 30K Deaths
4) Freshwater Snails - 20K
5) Assassin Bugs - 12K
6) Tsetse Flies - 10K
7) Roundworms - 2.5K
8) Crocodiles - 1K
9) Tapeworms - 700
10) Hippos (Tied with Elephants) - 500

Is the next matchup Hippos versus Elephants?

I hate to be picky about such things but Mosquitos doesn't belong on this list. Nor do Freshwater snails or Assassin bugs or Tsetse flies or Roundworms or Tapeworms. None of these are Animals.
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Originally Posted by alanm:
I hate to be picky about such things but Mosquitos doesn't belong on this list. Nor do Freshwater snails or Assassin bugs or Tsetse flies or Roundworms or Tapeworms. None of these are Animals.

Minerals? Places?
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Doesn’t matter. Puppy Monkey Baby would fuck them all up at once.
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Cocaine Bear for the win
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Originally Posted by alanm:
I hate to be picky about such things but Mosquitos doesn't belong on this list. Nor do Freshwater snails or Assassin bugs or Tsetse flies or Roundworms or Tapeworms. None of these are Animals.

You know I’m not exactly Mike Tyson myself. But even I could kick a snail’s ass.
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