Holy shit.

BRB. Need to jerk off.
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Okay. I’m back.

Did I miss anything?
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I AM SO HORNAY RIGHT NOW!
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Yea, normally they get done first week of training camp
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If your mouth is as purty as your voice

via GIFER

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Always
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We’re so close! Keep posting!
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Saved this for whenever I forget to wear a belt ooowwweee
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Chicken Littles aside, there's a 90%+ chance that we're going to sign DHop.

Can you imagine how good we're going to be and the depth we'll have at almost every position on the team? Hate to start throwing around the "U word" when training camp hasn't even started, but how sweet would undefeated back-to-back world champions on the Fade's home field taste?
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I wonder if Dhop waits until training camp is halfway done before he picks a team? Seems like a lot of vets do that these days
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Some penis conversation. I took a shit (not at a kohl's). And dinner.
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This is dedication.

Dude has 6 posts in nearly two decades, and decides to show up to help us get to 3,000.

It’s gonna fucking happen.
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I wonder if he went into a coma or something
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OMG Sweetie it's been too long!! How've you been? Haven't seen you post in a bit you little devil.
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