He’s officially tweeting again
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I'm not certain that I'm capable of saying or writing anything at this point that doesn't include a certain amount of sarcasm. It's the side-effect of experience. On the other hand, I can imagine this scenario (or some version of it) playing out here.

As it has been from the beginning, my burn has to do with the coverage. This story is a damn petri dish for the media. Celebrity ... enormous sums of $ at stake ... a history of violence ... immature people with children. Virtue triggers abound. Just add innuendo and you have yourself some clicks.

As for the van, I know, man ... the shorty is hard to find. As we've discussed, I've had feelers out for quite a while. Either they are unredeemable junk or Not For Sale.

I never should have sold mine. That's a decision I shall forever regret. Yet, I retain hope that there are 70 virgins and a brand-new one awaiting me in Heaven.

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What if the twins arent actually his...and he was trying to get custody of his son?

Wouldn't that take Crystal completely out of the financial loop?

Not saying this is the case but it would make sense why they chose to screw with him before his new contract.
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they tried to screw him because he cut them off, dude

they were gonna get NOTHING if he left

the gravy train was OVER he was gonna take ANY kids and they get NOTHING

YOU LOSE, ESPINAL. GOOD DAY SIR.
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Did that piece of shit Marty fart out his piece of shit yet?
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HEY!!!

This is serious grassroots journalism.

Not clickbait driven by feminist agenda.

We're verifying information and this time there will be no hint of Athanism.

Go drink some mimosas you goddamn millenial, it's brunch.
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Sorry.

In the meantime, did we sign any pieces of shit yet?

I'm just looking for any news about pieces of shit right now.
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I heart you
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Wait so he has 5 kids now?
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As far as we know ...

Could be dozens more out there ... hundreds, even ...

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No, he has 3 kids and a couple pets.
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Grand Theory Timeline Question ...

According to words cited as coming directly from Tyreek himself (working on memory here ... so no link ... although I think this was a statement made during the surreptitiously-acquired recording of his private conversation), the trouble started when The Espinal Gang came to town. (Does that sound like a damn Western plot, or what?)

My question is this; what was the date of The Espinal Gang's invasion? I'd like to compare that date to both prior and subsequent events of note. Also of interest is who came with Baby Mama at the time? Just her, or did members of her gang attend her arrival?

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Ah makes sense
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How many pets does he have? If he has 4 then he doesn’t think the twins are his
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Thought he just had 1 dog?
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