Originally Posted by Claythan:
Meanwhile, back at the ranch:
bfett81:Ever heard of Bobby Bell? (20 minutes later) Mysweetbaboo:hello sorry wasn't around bfett81:no prob, busy with work anyway bfett81:just saw you online when i sat down Mysweetbaboo:bobby bell? sounds kind of familiar bfett81:really? lol Mysweetbaboo:kind of couldn't say anything else about it Mysweetbaboo:who is that/ bfett81:ex football player bfett81:hall of famer bfett81:as they say, "he's kind of a big deal" bfett81:anyway, just very cool that he's joining our podcast this year as a weekly guest bfett81:major coup for us Mysweetbaboo:that's good bfett81:he was part of the chiefs' super bowl winning team in 1970 bfett81:he' like a kansas city legend Mysweetbaboo:great. that's probably why it's familiar but nothing further than familiarity haha bfett81:i think you said you didn't really like football but thought you might have heard the name Mysweetbaboo:yep Mysweetbaboo:i have family that is into all that stuff bfett81:the guy was actually a physical freak for the time...he was enormous and fast bfett81:could probably play today bfett81:if he was younger, of course Mysweetbaboo:hmm Mysweetbaboo:When did he retire? bfett81:but you don't like football...so i'll shut up lol bfett81:1980ish bfett81:1963-74 Mysweetbaboo:so yeah before I was born Mysweetbaboo: :-P bfett81:well now you know about bobby bell bfett81:impress all your friends Mysweetbaboo:oh yes they will be oh so impressed bfett81:"say, do you know about super-bowl champion and NFL Hall of Famer bobby bell?" bfett81:"i know a guy who know someone who knows him" bfett81:"yeah, he's kind of a big deal" Mysweetbaboo:haha they'd be like oh one of those things Mysweetbaboo:i know a guy who knows a guy that knew a guy that knows him bfett81:he's 68 though...and living off his past....must be nice bfett81:he opened a BBQ join in KC after he retired bfett81:cha-ching Mysweetbaboo:yep sounds like a good deal bfett81:lol for him anyway bfett81:KC is famous for BBQ, dunno if you knew that bfett81:"it's kind of a big deal" Mysweetbaboo:yeah i know nothing bfett81:oh dear bfett81:i didn't mean to imply that bfett81: :-\ Mysweetbaboo:no no wasn't saying that you did bfett81:it's funny, because KC is like bfett81:literally bfett81:football and BBQ bfett81:and nothing else Mysweetbaboo:woo sounds like my kind of town bfett81:oh yeah, you should move Mysweetbaboo:definitely Mysweetbaboo:i'm on the next plane out bfett81:and take your classes on field trips to arthur bryant's bfett81:to sample their dry rub and burnt ends Mysweetbaboo:eww please no Mysweetbaboo:that just sounds unsanitary bfett81:today for show and tell, little bobby has a rack of baby back ribs Mysweetbaboo:so I'm thinking I'm going to go to bed Mysweetbaboo:I wasn't even planning on getting on tonight cause I'm so tired but I did bfett81:that's cool, i'm not terminally ill or nothing bfett81:you got on? just for ME? :-* Mysweetbaboo:well that's good... Mysweetbaboo:ha Mysweetbaboo:yes just for you bfett81:go to bed then...i'm just working bfett81:get some shuteye bfett81:hit the sack Mysweetbaboo: :-) bfett81:catch some Z's bfett81:saw some logs Mysweetbaboo:it sounds like a wonderful idea to me Mysweetbaboo:and I like to say... Mysweetbaboo:dream of strawberries bfett81:mmmm bfett81:'n cream Mysweetbaboo:it means good things when you dream of strawberries Mysweetbaboo:so that's what i'm going to go do bfett81:alrighty bfett81:have a good night, L bfett81: :-D Mysweetbaboo:you too sir Mysweetbaboo:finish up your work! Mysweetbaboo:then rest bfett81:ill try Mysweetbaboo:alright Mysweetbaboo:well I'll talk to you later bfett81:go to bed! bfett81: :-) Mysweetbaboo:bye bfett81:night
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
what's funny is that chick flew all the way from CA, didn't even get in the front door
Heh. I had that happen once - right after I dumped my ex-wife. I knew I needed a slump-buster and I lowered my standards. Little did I know. I let her in the front door. Heh. I laughed hysterically afterwards -every time. She thought I was psycho. Maybe I was. Turns out she made a lot of money during the .com boom. I should have sent her a bill for services rendered. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Heh. I had that happen once - right after I dumped my ex-wife. I knew I needed a slump-buster and I lowered my standards. Little did I know. I let her in the front door. Heh. I laughed hysterically afterwards -every time. She thought I was psycho. Maybe I was. Turns out she made a lot of money during the .com boom. I should have sent her a bill for services rendered.
Yeah,
that bill would probably get a call from accounting.
Earl: Hey bonnie I got a bill from a guy named phil for a $5000
Bonnie: for what?
Earl: Don't know really, did you go on safari
Bonnie:No I flew around a little bit had some mid summers romances, why?
Earl:Says $5000 for riding a hippo
Bonnie:oh that phil.... [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts:
That conversation was ****ing solid. I didn't know you had it in you. You're gonna get some ass yet!!!
Risin up
straight to the top
had the guts got the glory
went the distance now I'm not gonna stop
just a man and his will to **** something
It's the eye of the tiger
its the cream of the fight
risin up to the challenge of our rivals
and the last known virgin stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger......
The eye of the tiger......
The eye of the tiger...... [Reply]
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
Yeah,
that bill would probably get a call from accounting.
Earl: Hey bonnie I got a bill from a guy named phil for a $5000
Bonnie: for what?
Earl: Don't know really, did you go on safari
Bonnie:No I flew around a little bit had some mid summers romances, why?
Earl:Says $5000 for riding a hippo
Bonnie:oh that phil....
Heh heh. Awesome. This gal wasn't obese or anything - she was just thick. She rode mountain bikes in their natural habitat. She had calves bigger than mine and that's saying something. She wasn't attractive at all. She wasn't ugly but I wasn't attracted to her whatsoever. [Reply]
Did you really spend 3/4 of a conversation talking to a girl about Bobby Bell? :-) Especially when she has no idea who he is and doesn't really care? :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by luv:
Yep. Should have just said "What's up today?" Get her talking before he goes on and on about someone/something she doesn't know/care about.
"My family is into that sort of stuff." = "But I'm not."
Try not to start off talking about you. You can segway into it later, but, especially since she's not into it, make it a brief explanation.
Pretty much every conversation has been all about him. That's a big no no. It makes sense because he doesn't know any better and since people like talking about themselves, which is exactly why you need to get the girl to talk about herself. Once she's into you she'll be asking you non-stop questions. Believe me. [Reply]
