Blah. You did not just ask her out to dinner did you? You aren't going to pay are you. I find it really easy to meet up with most of the chicks on plentyoffish. They'll almost always want to go do something, but the trick for me is not saying something stupid. If the girl is quiet, then that means the more I talk about myself, which is a bad thing. If the girl is loud and talks all the time, less of a chance I can say anything offensive.

Why don't you just go get a cup of coffee or a drink. Takes like 10 minutes, and if she is fat, just say you have to go to the bathroom and leave. It's just a face shot, if you see any girl that has only face shots on plentyoffish...then they are fat.
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that's horrible

i hope you have a fat daughter
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I'M TRYING TO GET LAID.
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Geez, watch the desperation caps

try to not get laid, then go in for the kill
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I hope I do, that means no guys will do her. If I have a hot daughter guys will be offering her dick left and right. That would suck
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or the alternative would be to teach her to turn it down

plus everyone should harpoon a whale once
it's a good karma thing
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Bigger they get easier for them to go down
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Good friend of mine scored him some cyber poon in the beginning of the internet era, kinda before scanners etc. Anyhow, pics were mailed.

She mailed him some of the hottest chicks pics i'd ever seen. They arranged to meet. Girl pulls up looking fresh out of training camp. about 300 pounds, she said that was his surprise.

Homeboy couldn't do it, turned her away at the front door.
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WTF is wrong with people that do that?
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what?

pose to be someone else or turn away lying fat girls

I could see the point in both, however I think it'd be hard to hide in person if you were a fat girl

a whole lot of holding your breath I suppose
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Posing as someone else. It's just retarded. A waste of everyone's time.
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just wanting to clear that up
I don't think there's anything wrong sending a lying fat chick home
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I'd make the bitch buy me lunch under false pretenses.

Fat whore.
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what's funny is that chick flew all the way from CA, didn't even get in the front door
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch:


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