Originally Posted by CHENZ A!:
Take her to the zoo
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The monkeys will steal her from me, dude.
I need to avoid areas with other human and semi-human males.
Originally Posted by luv:
And when you come across two animals going at it, lean over and softly whisper in her ear, "That's what I want to do to you."
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
I know you guys mean well with your advice but this guy is hopeless. He still lives with his mommie as a 27 year old. And he has no job. Yeah, that's just what every woman is looking for. Besides that, she would have to protect him if trouble broke out.
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Yes, Skip, we know you like to rip on me. Enjoy yourself.
I'm just pointing out the obvious. Why don't you do something about it? Most guys your age are well into paying for a house. Are you really that lazy that you won't get a job? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Why don't you do something about it?
Then we wouldn't have your entertaining rants here on the Planet. I'd be depriving Chiefs fans of amazing entertainment. As long as I'm a complete ****ing loser you have endless material. FOREVER! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Then we wouldn't have your entertaining rants here on the Planet. I'd be depriving Chiefs fans of amazing entertainment. As long as I'm a complete ****ing loser you have endless material. FOREVER!
This explains half the threads I post. I have no excuse for the other half. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Then we wouldn't have your entertaining rants here on the Planet. I'd be depriving Chiefs fans of amazing entertainment. As long as I'm a complete ****ing loser you have endless material. FOREVER!
I must add that it is a good thing every male doesn't act like you or the US would have a GNP of zero and we would get taken over by the French (or any other tiny country that chose to.) Get off your lazy ass you piece of shit. You are a blight on society. Have you no shame? [Reply]
Originally Posted by CHENZ A!:
You need to let her know you are the king shit. Slide a finger in her asscrack by the penguin exhibit. Chicks dig that type romantic shit
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Wait til you hear about the other chick I ran into. She might be up for that. She wants to be my "older woman."
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Wait til you hear about the other chick I ran into. She might be up for that. She wants to be my "older woman."
WOW!
Even if you could get a woman to date you it wouldn't last long when she found out what a slug you are. No woman wants a Baby Huey she has to support. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Skip is on a roll! Change his username to butter!
You're sure not on a roll. You are a parasite who lives off the labor of others. Yeah a lot of women are looking for bottom feeders like that. Even if you could get a date it would go no further when they found out what you are. Do you intend to sponge off of your parents your entire life you pathetic POS? [Reply]
Dude - I won't endorse playing games with a woman but if you're chatting with her for 2 hours it sends a couple of messages:
1. She's important to you, which can be a good thing - but probably not considering her stated desires of taking things slowly.
2. You have nothing else to do, which is clearly not a good thing.
I would keep future chats with her short and sweet. Blow her off a few times. Make her pursue you. If she does pursue then she was interested. If not then you were spinning your wheels anyway. Wait until an actual date to shower her with 2 hours of attention. [Reply]
