Listen, I know some members of the greatest website on the world wide net (
http://www.chiefsplanet.com) think the sky is falling this season. Certain members think that this team won't sniff the playoffs, that Andy Reid is a horrible head football coach, or that the Earth is only 45 years old. There is only one thing I can say to those members.
YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG!!!
The Kansas City Chiefs (from Kansas City, Missouri), are going to get this shit back on track TODAY!!! This isn't a bitch ass team that changes its name to please the PC police, this is a team with PATRICK MOTHER FUCKING MAHOMES II as its quarterback (the player who gets the ball from the center at the start of the play)!!!! This is a team with a literal FUCKING CHEETAH lined up at wide receiver!!! And there is another receiver that is a literal BAG OF MARIJUANIS, ready to smoke those pieces of shit in Washington DC!!!
I personally guarantee that the Kansas City Chiefs will win this football matchup against the Washington Football Team. I am so confident in this fact that the mods have agreed to ban JakeF from posting on
www.chiefsplanet.com if there is a single point scored in this game!!!
In the wise words of Billay "Titty Meat" Blumpkin -
FINGER IN THE BOOTY LET'S GO!!!!
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Originally Posted by srvy:
Andy won't rub an old coach of his nose in it.
Yea, Andy just doesn't do that.
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Originally Posted by srvy:
Guess we all need to be a bit more patient.
This team is undefeated if it doesn't turnover the ball.
The other stat no one talks about is that we're averaging 28 first downs a game.
With 14 turnovers.
Crazy.
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