Ask if she has ever had her ass smeared with chives and sour cream and bent over a chrome dinette set.
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Two Girls, One Baked Potato
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Tell her your dick died and then ask if you can bury it in her ass
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Sole jewelry? Does she make toe rings or something?
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That's so cringy. Tell her/him to video chat or GTFO.
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Yeah this shit’s makin my penis soft
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"Sounds good" lmao
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I think tomorrow morning you should send some nonsensical comment or negative news just to see if you get the same texts.


I walked my elephant like I do every morning and was feeling a bit purple when I got to the office and decided to jump out the window into the garden of AIDS trees."

Sounds good...
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I like that idea. And then the next day, follow it up with "I won't be around tomorrow. I have to meet with the captain of my boat crew about some maintenance issues."
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At least ask her if she likes movies about gladiators and if she’s ever seen a grown man naked.
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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Feeling like a middle school Yahoo chat up in here.
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You know it's like a 17 year old boy on the other end of this.
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I know...I was expecting a full on press for whatever they want. Very slow. I’m moving it along though.


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