It reminds me of the big retarded kid in my neighborhood when I was growing up.

We called him EMHO-Early morning hard on.

He walked around with his lunchbox, his underwear hanging out the back of his pants, and a boner. He was like 23-never been laid, and played with himself all day in public while he sung church hymes.

Kids would make fun of him, but he always came back for more.
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You play with yourself all day. You're just too embarrassed to do it in public. :-)
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hahaahahaha

We on our way to ya neighborhood
The reason why we comin' is understood
Me and my girls we down to ride
So when you hear us pull up bring ya butt outside
And if you try to call ya cousin and nem
Don't forget that I got some of dem
'Bout to go real hard 'bout to swang dem thangs
'Bout to feel elbows all in ya brain
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I thought it might be a slow weekend on the planet when they banned COchief because he was this weeks entertainment. But I was wrong, this thread is funny as hell
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I'm a little disappointed, I think she left. Oh well.
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Not to worry, I'm sure she'll be back.
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It all boils down to badgranny being here to bother her ex. She posted threads that could have no other reasoning behind them. I don't see you questioning her carnal knowledge of the "needledick" she indicates I'm writing this post with....

do what you need to do, but I think you'd be wise to look into the history that lead up to last nights exercise in fisting.
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You can write with your dick? I wouldn't insult that. I think it's impressive.
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Mine's a ventriliquist but all it can make the dummy say is "oooohhh", "aaaahhh", and "it's soooo big, take it easy."
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Are you calling your wife a dummy, or are you saying you actually f*ck wooden puppets?
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Those aren't mutually exclusive.
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I can write my name in the snow when I pee, does that count?
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Only if your name is Babatunde Oluwasegun Temitope Oluwakorede Adisa Oshinowo, Jr.
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Close, its Babatunde Oluwasegun Temitope Oluwakorede Adisa Oshinowo the 3rd
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It does if you can do it without the use of your hands.
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