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Hall of Classics>*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
KurtCobain 09:47 PM 04-18-2010
Originally Posted by JD10367:
Nothing much on TV here in work, just spent 45 minutes being a dirty old man and watching college cheerleading championships on ESPN2 just so I could see the girls in their spandex outfits. I'm going to hell, I know it...
Was it worth it?
KurtCobain 09:49 PM 04-18-2010
Hi! My name is Anna, and I am a twenty-five year old female from Columbia, Missouri. I am single, and I’m looking for a man who can share my biggest interest, pudding. I love pudding! I love eating it, licking it, sucking it, injecting it, and of course rubbing it all over me. And now I’m looking for somebody to do the rubbing. Once the rubbing has begun, I’ll have consumed your every thought, as you witness the pudding dripping into my vaginal region. You’ll ask if you can lick it off, but I’ll say no, because I lick it off myself every time. That’s how I roll. I enjoy rolling in pudding. Every kind of pudding. When I’m done I like to go on tours of pudding factories so I can learn how pudding is made. I may even bring a date so I can push him into some heavy machinery and watch his bones crush into tiny pieces. I love blood and gore. And I love pudding.
luv 10:55 PM 04-18-2010
Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
Hi! My name is Anna, and I am a twenty-five year old female from Columbia, Missouri. I am single, and I知 looking for a man who can share my biggest interest, pudding. I love pudding! I love eating it, licking it, sucking it, injecting it, and of course rubbing it all over me. And now I知 looking for somebody to do the rubbing. Once the rubbing has begun, I値l have consumed your every thought, as you witness the pudding dripping into my vaginal region. You値l ask if you can lick it off, but I値l say no, because I lick it off myself every time. That痴 how I roll. I enjoy rolling in pudding. Every kind of pudding. When I知 done I like to go on tours of pudding factories so I can learn how pudding is made. I may even bring a date so I can push him into some heavy machinery and watch his bones crush into tiny pieces. I love blood and gore. And I love pudding.
How in the hell can she lick her own vaginal region. I wish I was that limber.
Mr. Flopnuts 10:56 PM 04-18-2010
Originally Posted by JD10367:
Depends on which direction.

Side to side: you funky for a white guy.

Back and forth: cocksucker.

:-)
:-) That was a good one.
LetsSignRussell 10:58 PM 04-18-2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yswQ...eature=related
Gonzo 11:11 PM 04-18-2010
Originally Posted by chiefsplanet21:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yswQ...eature=related
Wow...

Really?
Mr. Flopnuts 11:13 PM 04-18-2010
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
Wow...

Really?
She's special.
Pushead2 11:13 PM 04-18-2010
my random thought is that I might switch to Boxer Briefs...
Gonzo 11:18 PM 04-18-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
She's special.
:-)

Definitely.

You'd hit it though.
Gonzo 11:19 PM 04-18-2010
I have a question...

Anyone know what happened to Buzz? I always liked that guy. He hasn't been around for a couple months.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=3408
Mr. Flopnuts 11:22 PM 04-18-2010
Originally Posted by Pushead2:
my random thought is that I might switch to Boxer Briefs...
One of the happiest days of my life. I'll never go back.
Pushead2 11:26 PM 04-18-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
One of the happiest days of my life. I'll never go back.
that's what I want to hear!
KurtCobain 11:46 PM 04-18-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
One of the happiest days of my life. I'll never go back.
I always pictured you as a redhead....Don't know why now...
KurtCobain 12:10 AM 04-19-2010
Had sex with my kids' mom for the first time in a while, or atleast I tried to...... I ended up feeling dizzy and running off to puke, and then our son woke up. Last time I stay the night with her. Feels like a sign.
Mr. Flopnuts 12:13 AM 04-19-2010
Originally Posted by KurtCobain:
I always pictured you as a redhead....Don't know why now...
You thought I was a fucking ginger? JFC. :-)

Disclaimer: No offense to gingers out there by any means. I'm sure God gave you plenty of talents. So much so, that you had to be born ugly to even it out. :-)
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