If you play it right...she'll let you touch her
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To
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Beware of
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You've always got options
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and tells and your friends ask you about it....
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If you're too shy to ask directly, go to the girl's mom and ask her if she'd be interested in participating in a mother-daughter threesome. If she is, then she'll probably take care of the arrangements.
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Be careful her Daddy doesn't catch you or
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Iowanian i don't want to see that, even if it is an X-ray.
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:-) Rausch!
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Man... that picture takes "bottling your sexual frustration" to a whole new level...
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How the hell did that get up there? Nevermind, i don't want to know. :-)
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WTF??? :-)


How does that happen????
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As my Aunt the nurse tells similar stories, I'm guessing the explination was something like, "Well, I was in the shower and when I stepped out to reach for my towel I slipped and fell and it went right inside of me."

The really funny ones are people trying to explain away garden fruits and vegi's by saying that they were walking through the garden naked when they fell and the cucumber/carrot... slid right inside them. Yeah, uh-huh.
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There is an entire wall dedicated to things stuck in orifices in the Children's Hospital in Louisville - at least there was 20 years ago.
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