Originally Posted by royr17:
I have very good news guys, im going on a date come this coming Saturday with a girl named Stephanie and the awesome thing too is that she has a tongue ring. OH YEA !!!
Don't be staring at her tongue ring through the date like a noob. Tell her that tongue rings aren't all they are cracked up to be. That will make her live up to your expectations if things work out. :-) [Reply]
You'd better bring along a wetnap in case your little dude pukes on your curlys if she touches your hand.
Baby steps.........You're still a little ways off from hearing bad disco music in the background as you knock on her the door at her house to fix the plumbing of her and her bi-curious cousin. [Reply]
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
I'd guess he's excited about the prospect of how it's going to feel when she's running that bead across his helmet. Just a hunch........
Hmm, you never know you may just be right. But me and her are going out on our 1st date Saturday and I cant wait and wish that Saturday would get here quicker then any other day. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
yeah Chi........III really makes me think of a "stuff the meatcicle into her uvula on the first date"kinda guy to me......
This close to the holiday season, I can't help but think of Ralphie and remind III not to shoot her eye out.
Mods PLZ delete the pic of my girl that someone has quoted on here on the planet, i felt bad about posting it, and i want to get if off of here. [Reply]
Originally Posted by royr17:
Thanks ChiTown for deleting. Wheres Slayer at ? I hope we could get him to delete too.
There ya go...sorry about not deleting it sooner, but I had signed off for the night by then.
Oh, and III, the ONLY time you should even think of going out with a girl you met on the internet is when a good friend of yours was the one who introduced you and she's a local....and even that can cause some screwed up problems. [Reply]