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Frankie 01:17 PM 07-31-2011
Passenger jet breakes in two! How safe are those planes we ride everyday? :-)

http://news.yahoo.com/cheers-screams...185128270.html

GEORGETOWN, Guyana (AP) — Officials say a U.S. team is expected soon in the South American nation of Guyana to probe the crash of a Boeing 737 jetliner that all 163 people aboard survived.

Authorities so far have given little idea about the cause of Saturday's crash. The Caribbean Airlines plane ran off the end of a runway at Guyana's main airport and broke in two. About 30 people had to be treated at a local hospital, including the pilot.

The airline is largely owned by the government of Trinidad and Tobago and its prime minister has visited the crash site. Kamla Persad-Bissessar says she is worried that the accident will hurt tourism to the Caribbean, a region that depends heavily on the industry.
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Ebolapox 01:09 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by Rams Fan:

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Rams Fan 01:11 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by H5N1:
WTF? :-)

Originally Posted by loochy:
AAANNND IT FELLLT SOOOO GOOOOD
I put my penis inside of her. Wanna tell the world.
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loochy 01:13 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by Rams Fan:
I put my penis inside of her. Wanna tell the world.
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
But with that in mind a soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater
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Rams Fan 01:15 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by loochy:
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
But with that in mind a soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
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Gonzo 01:15 PM 08-12-2011
If a mod locks this thread before 2000 posts, I will donate 50 bucks to CP.
Posted via Mobile Device
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Baby Lee 01:15 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by loochy:
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
But with that in mind a soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater
1911, never forget
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Rams Fan 01:16 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
If a mod locks this thread before 2000 posts, I will donate 50 bucks to CP.
Posted via Mobile Device
They're going to lock it at post 1,999. Damn it.
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loochy 01:17 PM 08-12-2011
She kept lookin' at her watch
Doesn't matter had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts!
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Rams Fan 01:17 PM 08-12-2011
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past
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loochy 01:17 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by Rams Fan:
They're going to lock it at post 1,999. Damn it.
Maybe we can get it over 2000 before a mod notices.

LETS DO IT.
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Baby Lee 01:18 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by loochy:
She kept lookin' at her watch
Doesn't matter had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts!
Just out of curiousity, is this 'she' anyone in particular?
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Rams Fan 01:18 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by loochy:
Maybe we can get it over 2000 before a mod notices.

LETS DO IT.
LET'S DO THIS SHIT, BRO.
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loochy 01:18 PM 08-12-2011
Talk to corporate
LIKE A BOSS
Approve memos
LIKE A BOSS
Lead a workshop
LIKE A BOSS
Remember birthdays
LIKE A BOSS
Direct workflow
LIKE A BOSS
My own bathroom
LIKE A BOSS
Micro-manage
LIKE A BOSS
Promote synergy
LIKE A BOSS
Hit on Deborah
LIKE A BOSS
Get rejected
LIKE A BOSS
Swallow sadness
LIKE A BOSS
Send some faxes
LIKE A BOSS
Call a sex line
LIKE A BOSS
Cry deeply
LIKE A BOSS
Demand a refund
LIKE A BOSS
Eat a bagel
LIKE A BOSS
Harassment lawsuit
LIKE A BOSS
No promotion
LIKE A BOSS
Fifth of vodka
LIKE A BOSS
Poop on Deborah's desk
LIKE A BOSS
Buy a gun
LIKE A BOSS
In my mouth
LIKE A BOSS
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loochy 01:19 PM 08-12-2011
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Just out of curiousity, is this 'she' anyone in particular?
Perhaps 'she' is related to Frankie.


Perhaps.
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Rams Fan 01:19 PM 08-12-2011
Oh, fuck me a can't fucking do it shit
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
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