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Hall of Classics>The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.
Pasta Little Brioni 03:00 PM 05-20-2013
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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AussieChiefsFan 07:16 AM 05-24-2013
:-)
patteeu 07:19 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Oh. My. God. This stupid list is like watching 1000 hours of Dane Cook with my eyelids glued open. I thought there was going to be something funny but then, fat Frazod joke/Donger doesn't know football/ROR is dumber than RoyIII. I mean, I agree with all of that. It's true. It's also true that Hogfarmer masturbates boars. But it's just not really funny after the 10,000th time. Get new writers, Rick. Even Clay would be a vast improvement. Please don't let this go another day. It's Memorial Day weekend. I'm a damn veteran. Bring me some pie, boy.
You're thinking of veteran's day. I assume you didn't die in service to your country, of course.
ShortRoundChief 07:19 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
am I the prized prospect in that trade or just the throw in?
You are the once promising veteran that never lived up to your potential. You're Matt Cassell.
Phobia 07:21 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by patteeu:
You're thinking of veteran's day. I assume you didn't die in service to your country, of course.
Just bring me the pie that was supposed to go to the guys who died.
RealSNR 07:23 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
Sorter is fucking awful.

n00b

posts in .gifs

and it's all one fucking chick

and it creeps me the fuck out

that has to be the most overrated n00b of all time
wut

Sorter is, like, the friendliest mother fucker on this entire board. Discussing football with him is like discussing painting your kitchen with Picasso. He's active, doesn't hide for periods of time like other n00bs, and doesn't get butthurt.

And you think he's OVERRATED?

You're a fucking weirdo.
AussieChiefsFan 07:25 AM 05-24-2013
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AussieChiefsFan 07:25 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by SNR:
the friendliest mother fucker on this entire board.
Ahem :-)
ShortRoundChief 07:28 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by SNR:
wut

Sorter is, like, the friendliest mother ****er on this entire board. Discussing football with him is like discussing painting your kitchen with Picasso. He's active, doesn't hide for periods of time like other n00bs, and doesn't get butthurt.

And you think he's OVERRATED?

You're a ****ing weirdo.
Man crush crushed.

Rape sloth is on the way.
RealSNR 07:29 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan:
Ahem :-)
You're pretty friendly, but in the back of my mind I know that if I piss you off you might come to my house and threaten to barefist box me. I know, I know, just call it an irrational fear. :-)
AussieChiefsFan 07:33 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by SNR:
You're pretty friendly, but in the back of my mind I know that if I piss you off you might come to my house and threaten to barefist box me. I know, I know, just call it an irrational fear. :-)
I don't know what you're trying to insinuate.



:-)
Donger 07:36 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan:
I don't know what you're trying to insinuate.



:-)
Were you born in Australia, or did you immigrate there?
AussieChiefsFan 07:39 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by Donger:
Were you born in Australia, or did you immigrate there?
Born here.


















Mate.
luv 07:42 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan:
Born here.







Mate.
I think I've read this story, but how in the world did you become a Chiefs fan again?
AussieChiefsFan 07:45 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by luv:
I think I've read this story, but how in the world did you become a Chiefs fan again?
Haha its a little complicated. Also it's midnight and I'm using Tapatalk, ill pm ya in the morning about why I'm a Chiefs fan. :-)
Phobia 07:49 AM 05-24-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
that's fine and all

I agree. Hard to live up to the expectations.

we've always had different senses of humor
If you think you're funny and you laugh at all your own jokes... that's all that matters. It's a bonus when other people laugh but completely optional. Generally though, if you keep repeating variations of the same joke 101 times, it shouldn't be funny to anybody including yourself. You should watch like 3 hours of Ron White prior to making each of these new roasts each day. He doesn't go back to the same well.
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