I can't cook or cut or open certain things with my left arm in a cast so I resigned to eating shit take out I can hold with one hand

This sucks balls, big hairy moose balls.
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Hire an escort to cook meals for you…..naked of course.
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Another paper plate special

Did a firehouse turkey bacon ranch knockoff for my wife’s lunch







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I'd slam that mofo PDQ
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Hey, did you guys know that the little drawer under your oven is actually a food warmer and not a place to store your excess pans? Am I the only idjit that didn't know that?
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Jesus Christ.

No, I didn't :-)
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Where's the God damned morels?
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Gots me a "Thats Pats" gyro kit, just add fresh onion and tomato

Its about $17 but gives you a generous portion of meat, tzatziki sauce and quality flatbread

https://www.kroger.com/p/that-s-pat-.../0074145989423
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Sammiches must be on the menu this weekend

Did a home assembled club sammy yesterday with some dill pickle chips

Toothpick impaled olive for a touch of class


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Started my smoke at 2am 225*. At 4pm this afternoon pulled with an internal of 203*. It's resting now till 5:30

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Apparently, nobody sent me a message today is sandwich day. Guess I could get out and get some good bread.

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I'm say this about Trader Joes. I don't shop there but the wife does and those are grilled olives which are could-eat-like-popcorn fire and their pickle chips are breath stankin', bitter beer face dank goodness.

They have some good stuff.
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Oohh looking purty
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It’s hot and grilling season is rolling




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That's some fine looking kabobs.

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