Why would it be locked?
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I wonder if John Goodman was ever sitting around bored with his laptop on his belly eating some Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, Googled his name and thought "WTF".

"you're out of your element Donny!"
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Meh, it's the off season and it will die off at some point. (Or one of the mods will stick a fork in it at some point :-)) I could care less, to be honest. If people don't want to look at it, they can choose not to click the link. :-)
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Thanks for being the one to say it. :-)
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repost
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I admit, i'm not sure what is going on this thread. Can I get a quick update? Thanks in advance.
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:-)
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Frazod caught the persecution complex bug but is too stubborn to leave forever (for which we can all be grateful, of course).
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Why should it be locked?
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Once upon a time there was this little noxious rat dog who was running in circles around my leg, trying to hump my ankle, all while growling and barking in a way that was probably meant to be menacing, but frankly just wasn't all that impressive. Eventually I kicked it in the head and it ran away. As it crawled off, I heard it ask another dog "why doesn't he like me?".

True story.
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Read the last two pages. It should be clearer then.

This thread is what I imagine the center of our sun looks like.
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Holy fuck.

You can hear dogs talk?
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You're welcome. I don't approve of the trivial joke you've made of abusing small canines.
[insert Rainbow bridge]

I've always thought Crazyhorse was a small E-penis, and his Mustang sucks.
A bronco fan to the core.
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Yes. It's one of the perqs I get for being so evil. I can also light cigarettes with my eyes, but only if it's not too windy.
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Crazy Horse almost had me. I was thisclose!
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