Chiefs defense so bad, when the coach told them to shoot the gap to stop the run - Frank Clark tried to shoot Mike Strahan in the face instead, He missed. Then pulled both hamstrings driving away.
Chiefs defense is so stupid they thought Justin Tucker was their QB when watching film, then said "man their kicker is fast." when Lamar flipped into the end zone.
Chiefs defense is so slow, they're still chasing Chris Johnson from five seasons ago.
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This was certainly an effort at being funny.
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I only offered these lame jokes up in the hope that someone would take up the mantle and write some funnier ones. I thought the Chris Johnson one wasn't bad. Strahan had potential.
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The defense certainly seems like a yo momma joke.
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If you were to ask me how I felt about the execution of our defense...


I'd say, "I'm all for it."
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Basically our most successful defensive front against the run is the one we hardly used?
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That was interesting.

I was moving last weekend (well, moving my lady and her kids into my house) and had to listen to the game on the radio, so I didn't get to actually watch what was happening. This was informative.
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I did too, stumbled On that video this morning.

Hopefully the move was easy and injury free
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It seems to me that Jones at DE is exacerbating his general weaknesses and negating his strengths.
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It is. The question is, if Clark isn't playing, who else plays DE if Jones moves inside? The guys they drafted and signed recently are DTs. Someone has to play end.
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They should maybe call Taco and a few more dudes. Churn the roster.
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We suck again!!!
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How much did Thornhill play this week? I saw Sorenson make some shorty plays but don’t remember Thornhill on the field at all.
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I’m watching these safeties on Green Bay and San Fran tonight. Sorenson looks like a high school player compared to every safety playing in that game.
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