I'm just joining these shenanigans but my wife is hotter with a better ass.
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Of course. Barley can take your 10 in dick too. AND she loves cars too. :-)
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I wish I had a 10” dick.














Then I wouldn’t have to lug this big thing around.
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This asshole come clean yet?
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As soon as Cave gets off his "flight" back he will explain everything :-)
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The only way you had sex in an exotic location was paying to get on Epstein’s island.
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Pools of other men's cum from the bukkakes done to her while she pegged you
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That’s the New York City vacation mom paid for.
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You coulda done that at a Days Inn.
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I’m just curious if you scheduled your bulls or if she just picked them up at the swim up bars.

I hope she had the courtesy to at least let you have a turn or two.
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"We would have taken pictures of all the beauty in Belize but we spent the whole vacation in our room having sex" - Cave Johnson
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What a tryhard.
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How many guys have turned that cum dumps vadge into a bowl of hungry Jack mashed potatoes?
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No one asked to see her Sarah Jessica Parker looking face or your 400 pound ass
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I'm not going on an imaginary vacation with my imaginary GF to Belize, but I am leaving with my Family this Saturday for a vacation to Turks & Caicos. At my age, wild nights of sex in the Caribbean are not much of a guarantee, but the thought of it keeps me going :-)
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