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Hall of Classics>*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
TinyEvel 10:12 PM 12-25-2009
Used to pull my scrote skin over my balls upside-down and make a flamingo head.
TinyEvel 10:12 PM 12-25-2009
Originally Posted by TinyEvel:
Used to pull my scrote skin over my balls upside-down and make a flamingo head.
Sorry, I meant mosquito head
Gonzo 03:33 PM 12-26-2009
So...

On my way up to where I phesant hunt, there are some houses up on the bluffs just east of I-29. Every year one of the houses decorates the cliff just underneath the backyard. Looking at it, I'm positive that the guy who decorates, must reppel down the cliff in order to hang the lights.
Well, this year he decided to go all out and write the word "Noel" vertically down said cliff.
Unfortunately, the letters were not lined up quite right and when you approach from the south it looks like it says, "Leon".
When I first saw it, I looked over to my dad and said, "Who the fuck is Leon?"
:-)
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Hammock Parties 04:39 PM 12-26-2009
Hahahahahaha.

Originally Posted by :
Baron Samedai (4:36:07 PM): word

bfett81 (4:36:10 PM): yo

Baron Samedai (4:36:16 PM): you'll enjoy this

Baron Samedai (4:36:20 PM): return season started to day

Baron Samedai (4:36:34 PM): someone returned this laptop, that I had to check to see if it was actually broken, right?

Baron Samedai (4:36:43 PM): it was FULL of freaking porn :P

Baron Samedai (4:37:17 PM): it was like the guy just bought the laptop and started downloading porn, and didn't stop until it broke

bfett81 (4:37:25 PM): :-)

bfett81 (4:37:27 PM): that is fucking great

bfett81 (4:37:32 PM): you should have taken screenshots

Baron Samedai (4:37:43 PM): I gave the cashier that returned it a ton of crap

Baron Samedai (4:38:07 PM): tho we would have returned it anyway, I'd have loved to have the chance to screw with the guy first

bfett81 (4:38:10 PM): what were teh filenames

Baron Samedai (4:38:37 PM): it was all stuff off like, limewire and such

Baron Samedai (4:38:51 PM): those really weird long filenames that cram as many obscene things in as they can to get hits

Baron Samedai (4:39:18 PM): windows wouldn't play video either, he'd screwed it up, and the reverb was on, so the audio sounded really weird, like it was underwater or something

Baron Samedai (4:39:30 PM): I'm soooo gonna charge up the battery, turn it on, and hide it in someone's desk

Baron Samedai (4:40:35 PM): just to mess with the manager that we showed it to, I did my renamed .txt trick to make a ton of fake vids like 'vile goat porn.avi'

luv 04:59 PM 12-26-2009
I should probably slip on the slippers and take the Christmas lights off of my railing.
JD10367 10:10 AM 12-29-2009
Just bought two tix to the Pats' first round playoff game, thru Ticketmaster. Second level, corner of the end zone, $117 each face value, with tax and f**kme fees, over $260. Ouch. But I've never been to a playoff game. Tickets are still available. Frigging spoiled fans around here, I tell you... :-)
blaise 10:36 AM 12-29-2009
Originally Posted by JD10367:
Just bought two tix to the Pats' first round playoff game, thru Ticketmaster. Second level, corner of the end zone, $117 each face value, with tax and f**kme fees, over $260. Ouch. But I've never been to a playoff game. Tickets are still available. Frigging spoiled fans around here, I tell you... :-)
Fans do get spoiled. I remember living in Western NY on the day the Bills had that huge comeback against the Oilers in the playoffs. The game was blacked out. People didn't want to pay money for a wild card game.
JD10367 02:50 PM 12-29-2009
It finally sold out, but it took three hours.
Jilly 03:51 PM 12-29-2009
ummm, what are these "playoffs" of which you speak?
Buck 04:59 PM 12-29-2009
Ok, this is really random, but I was thinking about it.

When I first joined here somebody posted a thread about them having a job interview and asking people which looked better, him with or without his toupee.

That thread was full of lulz, anybody remember it.
Hammock Parties 11:08 PM 12-31-2009
Taking a shit. This one is gonna hurt. Fuckin' Jimmy Johns.
Pioli Zombie 11:44 PM 12-31-2009
Check out JLO on Dick Clarks show. I love her body.
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Hammock Parties 11:45 PM 12-31-2009
Phew. That was a heavy shit. Just in time for my Jan. 1 weigh-in.
Pioli Zombie 11:47 PM 12-31-2009
Originally Posted by Jilly:
ummm, what are these "playoffs" of which you speak?
Teams from other cities sometimes get to play extra games when they have a winning record. If they win enough of these extra games they can eventually compete for a championship. By the way, a winning season is when your team wins more games than they lose. Wouldn't that be amazing???
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:47 AM 01-01-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Phew. That was a heavy shit. Just in time for my Jan. 1 weigh-in.
You should've weighed before exporting that Pringles can.
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