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Hall of Classics>The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel
Hammock Parties 02:57 AM 07-21-2012
The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.


To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


Spoiler!


Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


Spoiler!


Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!



We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


SIGN BELOW


This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and
The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review
The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

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NJChiefsFan 03:17 PM 11-17-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
There's a safety over the top that's cut out that is making a throw to Baldwin risky.

No question he should have looked off Bowe and dumped it to Hillis though.

He lacks any ability to manipulate a secondary.
Its just a massive fail of a decision. Either

A) He saw the safety and threw the ball to the right to try and give the WR a chance and keep it away from the safety. The fail here is the safety was there in plenty of time

B) He didn't see the safety and thought he had a clear shot. In this case the ball was mis-thrown terribly.
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Hammock Parties 06:59 PM 11-19-2012
This week: parting shots.


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Hammock Parties 07:45 PM 11-19-2012
Could be our last Cassel GIF. Enjoy.


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Hammock Parties 12:11 PM 11-20-2012
GUS, BABY! I GOT AN UPDATE FOR YA!

Originally Posted by :
Matt Cassel is 19-30 in his 49 career games with the Chiefs.

However, in an NFL that is classified as a pass first league, he is 3-20 when we put the ball in the air more than we run it.
Originally Posted by :
IMPORTANT FACT #5 As Chiefs QB, Cassel is 0-20 against teams that score more than 24 points.
Originally Posted by :
As a Chief, in games where Cassel's team rushes for less than 135 yards he is 5-21.
Next week I may add the Falcons to Cassel's list of losses against playoff teams.

I am a little upset because if the Saints keep winning I am gonna have to award Cassel a win against a winning team, or possibly *gasp* a playoff team.
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FAX 12:16 PM 11-20-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
Look how terrible Matt is at quarterbacking. He could easily hit Hillis for a first down. Instead he's nearly picked. Matt, you dumbass.

That is also a very good example of his incredibly poor footwork. Not only is he off-balance throughout the play, he can't step into the throw because he's doing some kind of preliminary limbo warmup exercise with his lower body.

Pioli sure can pick 'em.

FAX
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Rausch 12:17 PM 11-20-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
Could be our last Cassel GIF.
:-)
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Hammock Parties 12:18 PM 11-20-2012
Matt Cassel's last 18 regular season games.


321-546 (58.79%)
3,509 yards (6.42 YPA)
16 TD
21 INT
12 fumbles
71.59 QB Rating

Record: 5-13

Also, here's a fun stat: the Chiefs have averaged 14.9 points per game over these 18 games. :-)
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Rausch 12:21 PM 11-20-2012
Originally Posted by FAX:
That is also a very good example of his incredibly poor footwork.
I'll argue that to the end.

THe whole reason Pioli sold his soul for Ca$$hole was he had the early indications of a respectable QB.

His footwork, for the most part, is very good.

In fact that's about the only positive thing you can say about his game.

There's just so much you'd have to teach a guy who's gone from HS straight to the NFL that "1-2-3-throw" is about all he's mastered.

He'll probably really good at dancing with the stars...
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whoman69 02:18 PM 11-20-2012
Originally Posted by FAX:
That is also a very good example of his incredibly poor footwork. Not only is he off-balance throughout the play, he can't step into the throw because he's doing some kind of preliminary limbo warmup exercise with his lower body.

Pioli sure can pick 'em.

FAX
Baldwin is also open over the top. He was looking Baldwin's way first. He tried to get the ball to the only person covered.
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BossChief 02:40 PM 11-20-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
Could be our last Cassel GIF. Enjoy.

total dumbass.
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Rausch 02:41 PM 11-20-2012
Originally Posted by BossChief:
total dumbass.
I'm pretty sure that if we gave him one more year, behind a better line, he could get it done...
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BossChief 02:43 PM 11-20-2012
We could give Cassel a force field that he could throw through and the refs could allow stickum for our receivers and Cassel would still only complete 50% of his throws and look to checkdown all day and lead the league in turnovers.
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Rausch 02:44 PM 11-20-2012
Originally Posted by BossChief:
We could give Cassel a force field that he could throw through and the refs could allow stickum for our receivers and Cassel would still only complete 50% of his throws and look to checkdown all day and lead the league in turnovers.
Not his fault.

The O line is beat up and he can't even get a snap without problems...
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Molitoth 02:46 PM 11-20-2012
I F*cking hate you Matt Cassel.
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Hammock Parties 02:47 PM 11-20-2012
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW I CAN'T HANDOFF I SUCK HARD


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