I'll be the first in line if possible 91 37.76%

I'll get one but I'll wait a month or two to see who croaks 56 23.24%

Like any software or game system, never take 1.0... I'll wait until summer 30 12.45%

If no one's dead by next Thanksgiving, count me in 18 7.47%

No. ****ing. Way. 46 19.09%

DON'T DO IT
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roast beef dinner with chocolate starfish for dessert
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^
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Arby's - We have the meats!
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To clarify, I was going for more of a Marie Callender look.
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It's almost time! Better get in my pre-match meal. #WomensWorldCup pic.twitter.com/XUtP68sAS4

— Hope Solo (@hopesbutthole) June 8, 2015

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That looks delicious :-)

Not the butthole, the sandwich.
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I've been thinking about this. We need to do our part to help society. I say that once we get our vaccinations, we post on social media about the side effect of making our genitalia larger. We'll get those anti-vaxxers on our side. If they hold out, we'll at least get their wives to nag them about it.
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I just had the 5 for 10
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So say you get side effects from the vaccine which from what I've read are like a hangover what would happen if say you popped a few edibles since those help tolerate a hangover?
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Yes, I'll take it.
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Rule of thumb...dont use your average intelligence to to call out someone who recognizes you are of average intelligence. An owl once told me that...

Life lessons...you can only know what you are genetically capable of knowing. Anything outside of that realm is fiction...it's the narcissistic survival microcosm.

"everyone is dumb but me..." *then calls technical support or a mechanic*
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Yes, I'm healthy enough to handle it
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NEW AIDS

Like the devilery Coca-Cola produced in the 80's
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This!
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