You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.
This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.
No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.
All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.
Known bribes:
BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.
If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.
BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.
Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief
Raised on Riots:
Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.
Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.
Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time
Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.
Originally Posted by BossChief:
this should be the header of each page in this thing!
post of the year!
props to sofa king!
Yes, after we crown the n00b of the year, the academy will start taking nominations for post of the year. And sofa king's collection of jiggly boobs have to be near the top of the nomination list. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
Yes, after we crown the n00b of the year, the academy will start taking nominations for post of the year. And sofa king's collection of jiggly boobs have to be near the top of the nomination list.
We need to have a variety of Chiefy awards and let the people give us some good ideas for awards. We can totally rename the Chiefys, it was just off the top of my head. We should seriously have like a dozen catagories though. Let the historians dig the gold out of the search function. [Reply]
Alright, it's time to break out the Diplomats Attache' Case.
As most of you know, I have a running bet with the ungodly, ever-whining poster known as "Doomy3" regarding total yardage plus rushing yards between Matt Cassel and Mark Sanchez for the 2009 season.
For those of you who are new, or are not hip to clash of egos that WAS the 2009 Draft discussions; a sizable number of posters here(myself included)wanted the Chiefs to draft a quarterback both before Cassel was brought to KC and AFTER he was brought here because frankly, our franchise's history with cast-off's and hand me-downs combined with the undeniable statistical data showing that drafted, franchise QB's win more Championships than any other "QB demographic" warranted such feelings/desires.
The whole mess pissed a LOT of people off and split the board to the point of Defcon 1. There are still heated debates continuing to this day, many spurred on by the overall performance of Cassel thus far, and there are always little jabs back and forth between posters who still reside on one side of the debate or the other.
Well, as it turned out, Doomy3 and I were the only people at the end of the day who believed in our convictions for both QB's enough to put our very memberships on the line to prove our points. It was a good season to do it from a fans standpoint as well, because the Chiefs and the Jets were/are not scheduled to face each other this year.
Thus far, it has been a close race with neither QB pulling a sizable lead.
Or setting the world on fire for that matter.:-)
So what is this about? What am I driving at? It is this:
If I lose this bet, I will be gone from Chiefs Planet Forever. I honor my bets and this is a serious one.
If however I end up as the victor in this wager, I will NOT claim my prize in this contest, and Doomy3 can stay here for as long as he likes. I realize there are members here who probably enjoy his takes and personality( for what reasons I can not begin to imagine, but I digress...), and it would be a good move toward better overall harmony on the board after a very polarizing draft/off season.
It would be a respectable and honorable gesture of goodwill for someone elected to the Office of say....
If I lose this bet, I will be gone from Chiefs Planet Forever. I honor my bets and this is a serious one.
If however I end up as the victor in this wager, I will NOT claim my prize in this contest, and Doomy3 can stay here for as long as he likes. I realize there are members here who probably enjoy his takes and personality( for what reasons I can not begin to imagine, but I digress...), and it would be a good move toward better overall harmony on the board after a very polarizing draft/off season.
It would be a respectable and honorable gesture of goodwill for someone elected to the Office of say....
I had no idea about this stupid bet. Jeeezzz I'll leave forever is a really stupid bet and idea. The bet should be canceled immediately.
To even enter into such a bet would show a stubborn side of yourself that you can never be wrong. Not a good personality trait for a "King of the N00bs". But the fact that you have backed off on the bet on your side without any conciliation from doomy3 shows true leadership and goodwill towards the community worthy of a King of the Noobs title.
but, how can we allow a new "King of the N00bs" to be crowned and then he leaves the Planet forever in 4 weeks because of a stupid bet? You need to get Doomy3 to go along with your proposal to not force the other to leave or change the bet to own the other persons sig or something. [Reply]
I need pms from whoever votes for me to collect their huge payday!!!
This shit is getting close...down to 4 votes!
Good job campaining last night ROR!!!
The next person to throw me a vote gets 500k for it!!! PM me as soon as you place your vote so I can pay ya. 1st come first serve, as I will go off the time stamp on the pm to dictate who gets the 500k and who gets 350k ater that! Let the votes roll in!!!
Originally Posted by Lumpy:
Let me get this straight... had I held back my vote instead of getting paid off by ass kissing, I could have been bribed w/ casino cash?
Well, shit.
HA
I got a 10 million dollar campaign donation to use toward campaign advertisements (and just straight up buying votes).
