This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...
Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.
With people losing their fucking minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx:
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...
Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.
With people losing their fucking minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.
:-), what kind of retard town do you live in? [Reply]
Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
Not if you get me with an air dryer. Not only is it functional, it’s a treat. Otherwise you just wipe afterward. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
it’s a dilemma indeed. Is a wet ass better than one filled with shit? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
There are typically hand towels that are meant to complement bidet usage (or at least there are in some European hotels I used to frequent). I believe this solves the wet anus issue without having to leave bits of wet tissue on your backside. [Reply]
