St. Peter would like to see you in his office.
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St. Peter steps to the microphone. "As the person who is the namesake for St. Petersburg, I'm delighted to be here. I was hanging around at the Marriott planning to pick up Tom Brady soon, so the Buccaneers contacted me and asked if I'd like to announce his replacement."

"In the first round, 14th pick of the 2020 NFL draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Justin Herbert, QB, Oregon."
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Interesting.
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Honestly, we didn't expect him to be available, so we had to fly him in for a quick workout. Since our current quarterback is fossilized, we need a replacement to train.
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I think it's a smart pick, but one Brady would probably hate.
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Ah, okay. I was worried that I had missed some obvious news or something. I had good options at a couple of other positions, but in the long term we need a quarterback and he slipped out of the top ten.

Yeah, Brady may not like it, but we in Tampa will be surprised if Brady is still starting at the end of his two-year contract. Brady will start this year, and then next year will be a competition.
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St. Peter walks back through the celestial gate, looks back at the crowd, and then definitively slams it shut while pointing at John Elway.
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If that happens I take Patrick queen or Fulton from LSU not sure either is there at 32
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St. Peter sends death to notify the Broncos that they're on the clock, and to screw with John Elway.


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:-)

I knew I wouldn't be disappointed
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Horseface is in shock that a player we have rated #5 overall is there for the taking at #15 and as a Chiefs fan, it pains me to get such value at this pick.

The Denver Broncos select Tristan Wirfs, OT, Iowa.
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He was all lined up to be a Buccaneer, but when it came down to it we figured a long term QB was more valuable. But Tom Brady is really mad about this given that he's going to get pounded into the turf a hundred times this year while he's training the new guy.
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The Atlanta Falcons select Patrick Queen, LB, LSU.

Perfect fit of a player to lead that defense.
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I absolutely hate to be this guy, but some rough personal shit hit me just today and I know I’m not going to truly be “in” this draft the way you all deserve... if anyone would like to pick up the Cardinals and Saints, please do so. I know Arizona doesn’t pick again until R3, so it’s not a super heavy amount...

I’ll keep tabs. I’m sorry guys.
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Bro hopefully you're ok
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