Fucked Up - Page 20 - ChiefsPlanet

Originally Posted by Iowanian:
I knew it was destined for long term love when it began with a drunken Orgy-FAIL.

Thanks for your wisdom sir, I dont know what I would do without you.
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You'd probably remain in denial while everyone else PMs behind your back and laughs in the break room at your work. I'm here to help.
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
You'd probably remain in denial while everyone else PMs behind your back and laughs in the break room at your work. I'm here to help.

Nice to see you care.
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This. Is. Classic.

:-)
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The only thing that would make this better is if the (ex)GF posted here too.
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Originally Posted by Dartgod:
The only thing that would make this better is if the (ex)GF posted here too.

lol, no.....
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I'm really good with women, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Perhaps it would be a good idea to send me her email address. I would be more than happy to see if I can patch things up between the two of you.

FAX
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Originally Posted by FAX:
I'm really good with women, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Perhaps it would be a good idea to send me her email address. I would be more than happy to see if I can patch things up between the two of you.

FAX

omgwtfbbqstfu@aol.com
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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
omgwtfbbqstfu@aol.com

I can see that you are not taking my offer seriously, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Honestly, I can write excellent love poems and stuff. I can compare her breasts with ripe pomegranates and her nose to a soothing rainbow after an horrific storm and things like that.

Think about it, anyway. It worked for Cyrano's buddy.

FAX
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Originally Posted by FAX:
I can see that you are not taking my offer seriously, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Honestly, I can write excellent love poems and stuff. I can compare her breasts with ripe pomegranates and her nose to a soothing rainbow after an horrific storm and things like that.

Think about it, anyway. It worked for Cyrano's buddy.

FAX

Your eyes are like brown circles with black dots in the middle
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz:
Your eyes are like brown circles with black dots in the middle

Oooh. That's excellent, Mr. Demonpenz. I see you also have a knack for this sort of thing. Do you mind if I use it?

How about this one? Your mouth is like a slit near the bottom of your face with fleshy edges.

FAX
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Originally Posted by FAX:
I can see that you are not taking my offer seriously, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Honestly, I can write excellent love poems and stuff. I can compare her breasts with ripe pomegranates and her nose to a soothing rainbow after an horrific storm and things like that.

Think about it, anyway. It worked for Cyrano's buddy.

FAX

Lol, thats funny...Thanks for cheering me up.
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Wow.. All I did Halloween was get so drunk at Power and Light that I don't remember most of the night.. Got home somehow.. Don't even remember throwing up, but somehow managed to make it to the bathroom to do it..
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Originally Posted by Valiant:
Wow.. All I did Halloween was get so drunk at Power and Light that I don't remember most of the night.. Got home somehow.. Don't even remember throwing up, but somehow managed to make it to the bathroom to do it..

Those were the days.

I can't clearly remember the last time I got so drunk I threw up. As I recall, it wasn't much fun, though. Poisoning yourself with alcohol to the point you have to regurgitate, is not particularly enjoyable.

As I remember it, the worst part about getting that drunk is trying to sleep when your bed is moving like a boat in rough seas. I would have to put one leg out and my foot on the floor in order to try and make it stop. I don't miss that one bit.

FAX
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Welcome to my ignore list Iowanian...you fuckin dipshit...lol its funny cause I wont be able to read your lame ass response.
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