Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Once again if you think you can do better than please post pics of the chick you are with right now. If not then :-) cause you are probably a 40 yr old virgin still.
I find it funny that all the old guys on here are saying "Oh yeah I have been with better tail than that" but they refuse to post pics of it. Hahah riiiiight.:-)
I find it comical that you feel the need to come to a Chiefs board and post pics of these so called "hot chicks" and brag about yourself so much. In my 33 year experience every person I've ever met that is like u usually fail at life in general. It'll be funny to see where you are in life in 10, 15, 20 years.
Most MEN (that's boys that have grown up) have realized by the age of 24 (I believe that's what you said you were) that talking about yourself all the time will lead to less and less friends. or, if you are like my ex-girlfriend, have NEW friends about every 6 months.
As people grow up they start to realize that people like you are not trust worthy and worthless as a friend.
So, all in all, your a loser and everyone recognizes it. I think it's comical that you think your some bad ass or something. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
Ewww. Who's the goober who rides a Cannondale?
:-) I had a Tommassini for 14 years. Still have it. I went in to buy a Pinarello, also test rode an Orbea, but the Cannondale just felt so right and the component spec value was too good to pass up. I know, it has no soul. But I can whip over the hills in this thing like nobody's business. I'm gonna get a Calfee bamboo next, so eat it! :-)
(my buddy has a Independent Frameworks, gets all kinds of cycling love with that thing) [Reply]
Originally Posted by TinyEvel: :-) I had a Tommassini for 14 years. Still have it. I went in to buy a Pinarello, also test rode an Orbea, but the Cannondale just felt so right and the component spec value was too good to pass up. I know, it has no soul. But I can whip over the hills in this thing like nobody's business. I'm gonna get a Calfee bamboo next, so eat it! :-)
(my buddy has a Independent Frameworks, gets all kinds of cycling love with that thing)
Originally Posted by TinyEvel: :-) I had a Tommassini for 14 years. Still have it. I went in to buy a Pinarello, also test rode an Orbea, but the Cannondale just felt so right and the component spec value was too good to pass up. I know, it has no soul. But I can whip over the hills in this thing like nobody's business. I'm gonna get a Calfee bamboo next, so eat it! :-)
(my buddy has a Independent Frameworks, gets all kinds of cycling love with that thing)
Originally Posted by booger:
quoted just in case anyone needed their daily reminder of why shotguns and shovels were invented.
carry on.
My daughters are 9 and 11, and they're already smart enough to never have anything to do with yonder stoopfawk. Hell, the 11 year old has already been accepted at Duke... she says that's her safety school. [Reply]
Originally Posted by TinyEvel: :-) I had a Tommassini for 14 years. Still have it. I went in to buy a Pinarello, also test rode an Orbea, but the Cannondale just felt so right and the component spec value was too good to pass up. I know, it has no soul. But I can whip over the hills in this thing like nobody's business. I'm gonna get a Calfee bamboo next, so eat it! :-)
(my buddy has a Independent Frameworks, gets all kinds of cycling love with that thing)
Maybe I can get through to him by sort of putting it in a Brad Pitt sort of way.
"The first rule of the Chiefsplanet Cool club is you do not laugh at your own jokes every time you post. Which means, do not start a sentence with a haha, or end it with a haha. Especially if nobody else is haha'ing with you." [Reply]
