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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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chagrin 10:44 AM 02-07-2008
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey:
I tried match for about a month, it's all lame....
women aren't realistic about who they are or what they want.

Now I'm just going to be a barfly and see if I can take some cheap tramp home once and a while.....
Why are dating services and bars your only choices? why not get involved in your community? The Jaycees in many cities have loads of hotties and is a good place to find outlets to meet people.

Don't give up dude, chicks are everywhere
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chagrin 10:45 AM 02-07-2008
Originally Posted by jspchief:
Not Really. Jon Benet's looks have really deteriorated over the last few years.
:-)

holy shit, that's funny
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Hammock Parties 09:23 PM 02-08-2008
I like this one. My top match, too. 84%!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=spidergoddess21
















Originally Posted by :
My name is Nicole. I'm living proof that bigger/thicker girl's can still be sexy!

I've had at least four different profiles on here in the past. I've had the worst luck on this site and for some ungodly reason, I'm back and am just looking for friends.

I'm a junior at Michigan State University majoring in criminal justice. Yes, that's right... I'm a woman of the law! I haven't decided if I'm going to grad school or law school yet once I finish my bachelors. I have at least a year and a half left till I graduate. Unfortunately, it looks like I'll be a 5th year senior. I heart music. I'm into a lot of classic rock, heavy metal, electronic/techno and occasionally r&b. Bryan McKnight gets me in a romantic mood and makes me swoon. I have a tattoo of a spider located on my chest dedicated to my favorite band COLD. They mean more to me than words could ever describe. I've had a few piercings in my lifetime: eyebrow, lip, nose, monroe and ears. Only one's I have left are my ears and I just got my monroe re-pierced. In case you're not sure what that is, its a tiny piercing right by or up above your lip. I don't have a job because I live off my school loan refund money and have plenty to make ends meet though I know at one point, I'll have to get one again. I'm very sensitive and take almost everything to heart unfortunately. I love eye makeup and experimenting with new colors. I don't party often but don't mind going to the bar every once in a while. I just recently started drinking champagne and it's not all that bad.

I used to be a gamer before college. I was mainly into first person shooter games on the PS2 such as Splinter Cell. I can still kick ass at the Twisted Metal series!

Most people call me unique so I'll go with that!

I'm really good at My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I see they don't have a section here for favorite TV shows so I'm going to make one:

TV shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm!!!!!!!

Movies: Blow, Girl Interrupted, American Psycho, American History X, Clerks 1 and 2, Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, cheesy horror films,

Music: cold, a perfect circle, tool,sevendust, nonpoint, lacuna coil, alice in chains, led zeppelin, jimi hendrix,black label society, deftones, pantera, ac/dc, atb, armin van burren, dj tiesto, bryan mcknight, rob zombie, celldweller

I recently starting listening to a lot of blues music. "if heartache were nickels" by Joe Bonamassa is great and the guitar solo at the end is amazing.

Food: jello, almond chicken
finding good bands to listen to. I have excellent taste in music.

Ethnicity: White
Height: 5' 6" (1.67m).
Looking For: New friends
Smokes: No
Drinks: Sometimes
Drugs: Never
Religion: Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign: Cancer
and it's fun to think about
Education: Working on college/university
Job: Student
Kids: Likes children
Pets: Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages: English

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Thig Lyfe 09:28 PM 02-08-2008
Originally Posted by :
I used to be a gamer before college. I was mainly into first person shooter games on the PS2 such as Splinter Cell.
WTF is she on about? Splinter Cell is not a FPS.
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Bill S Preston 09:46 PM 02-08-2008
Hey, are you registered there as GoChiefs?
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Hammock Parties 09:48 PM 02-08-2008
Originally Posted by Bill S Preston:
Hey, are you registered there as GoChiefs?
Yes.
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Bill S Preston 09:51 PM 02-08-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
Yes.


So, where's your picture?
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BigRock 09:55 PM 02-08-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
TV shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm!!!!!!!
If you want, I could help you feed her lines like in Cyrano de Bergerac.

Her: Hi.
You: Hello. How is your vagina?

That's from the Wandering Bear episode. She'll love it.
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Simplex3 09:55 PM 02-08-2008
She would eat you alive dude. Any chick that owns the full female regalia is too much for you.
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DaKCMan AP 11:09 PM 02-08-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
I like this one. My top match, too. 84%!

ew :-)
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alanm 11:52 PM 02-08-2008
Originally Posted by Simplex3:
She would eat you alive dude. Any chick that owns the full female regalia is too much for you.
I don't know... I don't think that chick has ever been laid either. :-)
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Simplex3 09:48 AM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by alanm:
I don't know... I don't think that chick has ever been laid either. :-)
Uh huh. A chick (under 250lbs) that's wanted some and wasn't able to find a drunk guy to do her? If she's over 250 all she needs to do is take a trip to Arizona and find Endelt.
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ChiefaRoo 10:31 AM 02-09-2008
Go get her Clayton. She might like the fact that you're an innocent. Might turn her on.
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Iowanian 10:38 AM 02-09-2008
goatse,

There is NO WAY you need to be with a chic with tatoos and piercings first, They'll eat you alive, and I don't mean in the same way a fat girl who thinks your wiener is full of pudding.

You do need to get yourself in the game. Whats the worst that can happen? You end up after a bad date, home alone, spanking yoda at 3am?

You might also need to figure out what your "class" of women is....you know...the ones that actually think you're in their league too.



I think you and Luv need to stop the madness and go wardriving together next time you're in Springfield....maybe on the way to the Mongolian Grill, then off to Cheesecake Factory for desert, and then.....
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ChiefaRoo 11:08 AM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
goatse,

There is NO WAY you need to be with a chic with tatoos and piercings first, They'll eat you alive, and I don't mean in the same way a fat girl who thinks your wiener is full of pudding.

You do need to get yourself in the game. Whats the worst that can happen? You end up after a bad date, home alone, spanking yoda at 3am?

You might also need to figure out what your "class" of women is....you know...the ones that actually think you're in their league too.



I think you and Luv need to stop the madness and go wardriving together next time you're in Springfield....maybe on the way to the Mongolian Grill, then off to Cheesecake Factory for desert, and then.....
I don't know Iowa. That chick might just do this to him and change his whole outlook on life.

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