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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 12:10 AM 05-23-2011
Originally Posted by Buck:
I care.

You can't give up on the sex bro, you don't want to be sitting here in another 6 months saying it's been a year. I am with you on this.
I've met several girls in the last six months. Just haven't fucked any of them.
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Buck 12:11 AM 05-23-2011
Question for GoChiefs:

When you try to meet girls on dating websites, are you trying to just go on dates, just trying to have sex, or looking for an actual relationship?
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Hammock Parties 12:20 AM 05-23-2011
Originally Posted by Buck:
Question for GoChiefs:

When you try to meet girls on dating websites, are you trying to just go on dates, just trying to have sex, or looking for an actual relationship?
I pretty much tell girls I'm not interested in a relationship, and I'm not into one night stands, but if they're interested in being sexy friends that's cool.

I score a lot of points for my honesty apparently.
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Buck 12:22 AM 05-23-2011
You don't want a relationship? Why not?
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Hammock Parties 12:26 AM 05-23-2011
Originally Posted by Buck:
You don't want a relationship? Why not?
Cheap, anti-social, not emotionally available. Borderline aspie.
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Buck 12:27 AM 05-23-2011
Originally Posted by Red 5:
Cheap, anti-social, not emotionally available. Borderline aspie.
Sounds like me.
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HoneyBadger 12:29 AM 05-23-2011
Originally Posted by Red 5:
Cheap, anti-social, not emotionally available. Borderline aspie.
Question: What does your first message to these online girls normally look like... I could use a template. Online dating sites produces whores.
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Hammock Parties 12:30 AM 05-23-2011
Too much effort involved anyway. Too much bullshit to wade through finding the right girl. I don't have the patience for that shit.
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HoneyBadger 12:32 AM 05-23-2011
Originally Posted by Red 5:
Too much effort involved anyway. Too much bullshit to wade through finding the right girl. I don't have the patience for that shit.
Its way less effort online than in person.
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Hammock Parties 12:38 AM 05-23-2011
Originally Posted by fire_lm:
Question: What does your first message to these online girls normally look like... I could use a template. Online dating sites produces whores.
I don't use a template. Every girl is different. Find something on her profile that is interesting, comment on it, ask a question.

To be honest, a lot of girls are sending me first messages these days simply because of this line:

Originally Posted by :
I don't send out many messages, because I respect girls who are more interested in traditional dating. If interested, feel free to initiate. :)
Last date I had (the other day), this was my opener:

Originally Posted by :
Tell me about your sex addiction, tall girl.

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Kerberos 10:14 AM 05-23-2011
Originally Posted by Red 5:
I don't use a template. Every girl is different. Find something on her profile that is interesting, comment on it, ask a question.

To be honest, a lot of girls are sending me first messages these days simply because of this line:
Call yourself Mr. Roundtree on your profile and chicks will be sending you pics dude.

When you finally get to drive the ole'skinbus into tuna town and she asks you "Who are you Gonna Please With That Thing"?

You tell her with a straight face and very sternly: "ME"
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Buck 06:08 PM 05-23-2011
LOL that is hilarious Kerberos.

I have a date tonight.
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loochy 07:35 PM 06-28-2011
Sooooo.... any funny date stories lately?
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threebag 07:39 PM 06-28-2011
Buck is ready
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88TG88 07:45 PM 06-28-2011
What happened to that thread about the ms paint dating site guy ?

"I consider myself a pretty good artist"
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