:-) like you know the truth?
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Antonio Cromartie has entered the chat
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Has there been a toxicology report released? It's not like there haven't been people dropping after the shot. Young, healthy people.
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Lolwut
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I totally forgot about him.
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Not how it’s gone down at all, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from your obtuse, manipulative, story-twisting, stupid ass. Since I started a site a year and a half ago, it’s taken off and kinda put a damper on how much I can post here because I’m so busy. I lurk semi-regularly. And I generally post these days in the fishing, wrestling, etc. threads and sometimes in others if I have anything to comment about with them.... And of course you flash your stinky ass equipped with lame, unfunny jokes in every thread that I find more interesting than usual and with me being the type of guy who calls out the guy who farts and stinks up the room, I approach things no differently with you when you are stinking up the threads I am chilling at for the moment.

You try to depict yourself as some connoisseur of comedy and a couple things floor me with this. First is the obvious.... your ineptitude with anything comedy related. Second is your ineptitude being so prevalent that you inadvertently make yourself unintentionally funny... DUDE...You just had a fucking conniption because some slapdick on the internet called you a shitty rapper.... :-) :-) :-)... I didn’t know your rapping skills were THAT important to you and that you’d get so defensive over it! Your ignorance is comedy-gold, Baby dick. Congratulations for having such a gift! :-)

Your rapping skills are so bad that I felt it was disrespectful to DMX. I know that disrespecting the recently deceased is part of what makes you, you, but I won’t tolerate anyone messing with my boy, DMX, let alone you.

WITH THAT SAID, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY CHALLENGE YOU TO A CP RAP BATTLE!!! LETS RAP BATTLE IT OUT, Lil’ Baby dick!
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The hardest rap song I’ve ever heard. That song gets me jacked!
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Have it on cassette.
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Nothing you posted here negates what I asserted. You rarely come here, but when you do the first thing you do is seek out one of my posts and remind all of us of your opinion.

And the sad thing in this particular case is the entire thing is premised on your own stupidity. You think I WROTE the rap I posted, and decided it was shitty rapping and an insult to DMX.

I RECITED lyrics to a Kool Mo Dee rap in response to people reminiscing about old school rappers [Slick Rick, Big Daddy Kane, Digital Underground, Fat Boys, etc]. Specifically even, the discussion had turned to 'fast' rappers like Busta and Andre.

I was typing it from memory, and I haven't listened to the rap in about 20 years, but the lyrics stuck with me, at least until I lost the lyrical thread in my head.

Look dummy; my initial post that spurred your tantrum

The rap in question.



If you think old school rap sucks, or KMD in particular, that's fine. But it remains that you thought it was MY rapping that you were singling out for sucking, and deciding ONCE again to devote yourself to yet another instance of 'well, if I'm at CP, gotta find something to bitch at BL about at random.'


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And I'm gonna be polite on the 'fancy yourself a connoisseur of comedy' aspect of this. I post things that amuse me and that I think will amuse others. The suggestion that I'm trying to lord over people some comic genius is purely your own insecurity generating a narrative out of nowhere. I don't go around telling others they aren't funny [cough, your schtick], or telling people how to be funny or anything at all to justify your assessment that my posts are anything but me making small talk.

IIRC, you're the one with the half-shirt and booty shorts and mullet wig and Billy Bob teeth [who also IIRC, I told you about the people who ACTUALLY created them when you were raving about how cool they were], with that comedic schtick you were trying to get people here to give you enough courage to TURN INTO A PROFESSIONAL BIT or some shit. You're the one with aspirations of comedic 'genius' [which is fine, and which I never insulted you over until now that you've continued your vendetta for years]. You're the one who thought you could turn a comedic persona into a vocation. And you're busting on me over random posts you consider below your high standards, . . . ones that you don't even understand?
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Both of you shut the fuck up
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This was the lamest rap battle freestyle I've ever read in my life. Your ability to rap is smaller than your ability to grasp comedy, which happens to be smaller than your lil’ Baby dick, which was microscopic to begin with!
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Hey, simpleton, it's not mine and it's not freestyle. As I already pointed out;

Which is utter idiocy on your part.

All you are doing is reinforcing your stupidity and your obsession with me. Half a billion people in this thread citing rap lyrics, and you pick my selection of KMD out and try to assert that I can't rap, when I'm just citing existing lyrics. But yeah, I'm way off base on your obsession.

I've repeatedly and generously stated my willingness to leave you to your squalor, and all you've done is continue to antagonize.

Unless you think you're entitled to police every conversation on a site you barely even frequent anymore, which in addition to all the about just reinforces your unearned delusions of grandeur and entitlement.
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So did Baby Lee accept the rap battle challenge? His posts were tl;dr.
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This is such terrible freestyle rapping that I feel like I can drop the mic already.
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